GAY WANKERS Club

[McMock]

This would probably be the worst name you could give to a house, in my opinion. Can you think of one that is even worse?

The game is afoot, my fellow Watsons!

[Terra]

"Shitcunt's Inc."

:honorarybenefactor

[Helm]

This thread was ruined even before Terra posted in it. Amazing.

[Terra]

Oh really?

Looks to me like it went down the shitter the minute you landed on it.

[kellychaos]

Well, that only left that superlative leap from shitty to shittiest. Thank you Terra.

[Anonymous]

Well I guess I can expect to see this one in the mock wars soon...

[WINO]

*sob* can't we all just...get along? *sob*

[The Retro Kat]

DONT U HAVE A SHEEP TO FUCK YOU REDNECK

[McMock]

This thread was too good to be in the general forum. I know it. Everybody knows it. The world is not ready.

[Terra]

Revolution hovers just on the horizon, McMock. Don't let the man beat you down. One day you will be seen as the Visionary that you are and heralded as our Founding Father.

Unity always.

[Mad Melvin]

Isnt that a Manowar lyric?

[McMock]

Yes. They shall regret the knives of censorship they have let loose upon us, for we shall use the enemies tools against his own soft underbelly and we will cut out it's heart with the steady hand of righteousness! It is time for the opressee to become the opressors! Prepare yourselves, fellow ents, for tomorrow the trees march!

[Anonymous]

Welcome to the underworld fucktard!

[McMock]

It is in the underworld that the basis for a sucessful reign is laid. Without a good foundation, there can be no structure. And a good foundation always lies underground. Being the first to realise this, I discover that I must be the smartest person here, and thus I declare myself king of this forum, and my first decree as king is to declare all of you my pet squirrels.

And now, I bid you all to start sucking my nuts.

[Terra]

There is a rather large pile of them at the gates of this land. Which ones are yours, praytell?

[McMock]

I am insulted that you would not recognise them. Naturally, they are the greatest nuts in the pile. Look for those that bounce best, roll farthest and taste healthiest, and those will be the ones you need.

[Terra]

McMock. I am disappointed that you fell for the oldest trick in the book. The whole point was they are not ON you.

My Liege Lord, Max, still retains his.

[McMock]

I had not heard this one before.

Two out of three?

[Terra]

I like you, McMock. You follow no beat and yet you have impeccable rhythm. You seem to rise to no occasion but the one you set forth. This will be an invaluable tool in these lands. This character that you have set in stone will precede you in other forums. It is your "presence." Don't allow the "man" to get you down and do not be disheartened if he moves your posts or deletes them or locks them out. Realize that you have made a difference here by his doing so.

Rock. On. McMock.

And wear your balls with pride. As I wear mine.

[McMock]

Thank you, Terra. I shall NEVER bend to the man, for it is that which would give him power over me. I would rather not play at all than to play the mans game. And I can wait, for I know that one day, his own cumulated foolishness will be his demise. I wait here, in the forgotten end of the social curve, and I see it cumul slowly, one outcast at a time.

We may be in the shit, but we are all in the shit together, and we are all strong. And united, we can use his shit against him, and grow upon it the bitter poisoned mushrooms of his downfall!!