MAD MAX JAILED ON GOAT MOLESTATION CHARGES!!!!

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From the A.P wire:

Former I-Mockery board bitch known as Mad Max arrested on charges of exposing himself in a lewd and knowing manner to a number of goats, of assorted ages and sex.

Terra, a known skank, and owner of the goats escaped charges by testifying against the goat molester, and turning over incriminating photographic evidence and DNA samples from 2 of the alleged male goat victims.

Max remains jailed on these charges, and is probably being boned up the shitter about now by a number of young negro bucks. These negroes are calling him a fucktard while slapping their balls against his willing lips.

Max will return to the board in the future....where i will own his dumb ass.