i remember columbine

[Geggy]

at a glance, you'd think the graduate is holding a gun, but really, it's a diploma in his hand.

[Geggy]

oh fuck this

[Rongi]

that doesnt look like a gun at all

[HickMan]

Hey Rongi, this thread sucks. Wanna go somewhere else? I heard the senior cheerleaders from our school are getting Ice Cream at Joe's. Wanna go?

[Rongi]

alright dude but dont ever put it in courtney. word on the street she has the clap

[HickMan]

No WAY Courtney? My cousin Jimmy just broke up with her. I have my eyes on Jen. What a nice butt.

[Rongi]

dude tell jimmy to get a check up

hell yeah br0. Jen is so hot i swear i'd tap it. too bad she only dates negr0s

[HickMan]

Yeah...hopefully I can convince her that sex with a whitey is just as pleasurable you know? I'm all pleasure and no pain. Who are you lookin' out for?

[Rongi]

oh man. fucking alexis bro. you see the tits on her? it's like two leppelins rubbing against eachother! lol

[HickMan]

Oh shit negro. She's got it all goin' on. Her two jugs are the reason I go to basketball games. I heard she squirts tho.

[Rongi]

oh fuckin gross man. you see alexis mom? she's even hotter! too bad she's in that wheelchair tho

[HickMan]

Haha hell yea bro. She's got it goin on with those bigass titties of hers. What put her in the chair?

[Rongi]

some retard in a pickup truck thought she was stealing his moonshine so he ran her down.

aw man did you go to nelly last night? it was hella tight br0

[HickMan]

Naw man I wasnt able to make it. I heard it was ill as hell tho. After Joe's we're goin to Cori's. She said we could go. 'Heard there's gonna be lots of booze and girls from some other school.

[Rongi]

aw sh1t br0 i dunno. i promised dan i'd see his stupid garage band at the downtown venue. but i might be like fuck it man titties and beer nah mean

[HickMan]

I nah man. Pssh you and Dan are as tight as an asian yo. He'll get over it man. This is Vag we're talkin' bout here. It's gonna be one of those nights man.

[Rongi]

gunna get some pussaaay

[HickMan]

shit yo thats what I be talkin about here. That's what it's ALL about. Yo, you got the keys?

[Rongi]

fuck yeah man. it's the keys with the garfield on it right

[HickMan]

No no man it's got the casper on it man. Check your other pocket while I look 'round

[Rongi]

shit man where's the fuckin casper keys. oh ROFL it was in my boot lolol. i cant wait to score me some

[HickMan]

Yeah yeah shit dog I'm so stoked now man this is what I be talkin' about. It only takes about 15 min. to get to her house, right?

[Rongi]

yeah if you take parkway left and shit man. i think that's an illegal turn but who cares. fuckin stupid cops around here nah mean

[HickMan]

F'sho yo. They be dunkin donuts all day they don't give a shit about us yo. Turn on the radio, man.

[Rongi]

oh shit man nelly! nurbody in the club gettin tipsay :drumsonwheel