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Old Feb 1st, 2005, 02:59 PM        What you like in the opposite sex?
I'm always curious to see what others are attracted too in the opposite sex (or same, whatever I don't judge) I think I am too picky, however I always seem to get mostly what I want.

What I look for in Women:

- Nice Eyes (prefer brown or blue)
- Appreciates or compliments my sense of humour
- At least some university education
- Within 1.5-2 inches of my height (+/-)
- More Princess than Diva
- NOT one of the boys. She has to be a girly girl
- No stubby fingers. Long fingers only. That weird elongated middle toe is plausable only if she still has generally nice feet. So no freaky appendages please.
- Moderatley attractive. Ugly girls are far too self loathing and genrally have too many personal issues. I blame society for that so don't point fingers at me.
- Athletic. This isn't a body image thing, I work out and am in good shape so she damn well better be.
- Like musicals and dogs
- Prefer dolphins over unicorns
- Daily spooning
Edit: - smoke pot or at least not give me shit about smoking pot

Some of these can be exchanged for good taste in music. A woman with good taste in music is rare so I don't even bother looking for it.


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