Piano Man

[FS]

*cue Megaman 2 music*

So a mystery man estimated between the ages of 25-35, possibly of Eastern European origin, and dressed in a suit and tie, was found drenched on British shores. He hasn't said a word so far, and was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation. The guy's timid and seemingly badly traumatized by something, and when hospital employees gave him paper and pen, he drew a picture of a piano. When they then brought him to a piano inside the hospital, he became completely relaxed and played like a pro for two hours straight. Police are trying to find out if any orchestras know who he is, and expanding the search through Europe.

Mistifying. No doubt there's Hollywood vultures out there hoping his first word will be 'yes' to a book and subsequent movie deal.