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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 10:25 AM        Resident Evil 4
Anyone who's heard Jim Gaffigan's joke about Heat knows what I'm going through.


I got the PS2 version the other day. Once I found out that dead spaniards drop ammo and money, the whole thing became like an arcade game for me. So now, I'm stuck in the village because I keep trying to kill everyone and get Ph4t l007.

Are you supposed to just run to that one farmhouse and keep running after that cutscene with the chainsaw guy?



And yes, I could go to GameFAQs, but where's the fun in that?
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 10:32 AM       
Why don't you just kill it?
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 11:21 AM       
I haven't tried yet. I've mainly just been working on killing the big group of villagers that appear before you go into the house. I only went in the house once, and then I was too distracted by the villagers coming through the window (that I accidentally shot open) to notice that the chainsaw guy had chopped through the door and was right behind me.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 11:50 AM       
Well if thats the case, then yes. You should run. Its best to kill those chainsawguys outside. Best bet is to shoot them in the head with the shotgun or throw grenades at them. They eat up a lot of ammo, but you usually get a ruby from the corpse.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 01:09 PM       
You can't really kill the chainsaws in the beginning without many concentrated shotgun blasts to the head
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 01:20 PM       
Ha, pussies. I almost shit myself the first time one of those guys came bursting through a door at me but I took him out pretty damn quick. I loaded my game though cause I wanted to see what it looked like when he killed me.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 03:09 PM       
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Ha, pussies. I almost shit myself the first time one of those guys came bursting through a door at me but I took him out pretty damn quick. I loaded my game though cause I wanted to see what it looked like when he killed me.
I was suprised how brutal that death sequence is. The saw actually takes a little time to cut through the bone and it looks quite realistic.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 03:53 PM       
I hate the one who goes all crazy with the double chainsaw. You can't run from him for very long.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 04:02 PM       
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I hate the one who goes all crazy with the double chainsaw. You can't run from him for very long.
i dont remember seeing that enemy in the regular game. There was a bunch of them in one of the mercenaries levels, though.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 04:20 PM       
I would hate the chainsaw enemies the most if it wasn't for the regenerators. Shooting one's leg off so I could try to kick it was the worse mistake I ever made in a video game.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 04:23 PM       
yeah I tried to slow one down by shooting its leg off. Those bastards are even more deadly when theyre down.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 05:31 PM       
When you get upstairs, take all the ammo and whatever, and then to your right there's a window you can bust open. Take out whoever's on the roof, then go out and jump down to ground level and take out the other villagers while the chainsaw guy is still messing around in the house.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 06:14 PM       
Oh yeah, i also nearly shit my pants at how gory all of the death scenes are. It's funny because Jack Thompson doesn't give a shit about this game, in which you can have your face melted off, but beating a hooker to death is just crossing the line.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 06:20 PM       
I think it's because for some reason parents realize a game called "Resident Evil" has some bad shit in it. I don't know why that doesn't translate to a title like Grand Theft Auto, but people are stupid.
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 06:34 PM       
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Oh yeah, i also nearly shit my pants at how gory all of the death scenes are. It's funny because Jack Thompson doesn't give a shit about this game, in which you can have your face melted off, but beating a hooker to death is just crossing the line.
Mabye he just doesn't like rockstar?
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 07:17 PM       
i doubt he has even heard of it, it sounds like the only games he knows of are the ones that people tell him about.
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 03:57 AM       
The Novistadors (melty face) and the Impalement after you fall in the pit are friggin cool.
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 04:03 AM       
http://media.putfile.com/RE_Hilarity

I think I posted this in the previous Resi4 thread, but here it is again for those who havent seen it.
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 04:55 AM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 05:26 AM       
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Oh yeah, i also nearly shit my pants at how gory all of the death scenes are. It's funny because Jack Thompson doesn't give a shit about this game, in which you can have your face melted off, but beating a hooker to death is just crossing the line.
You can't intimidate foreign game manufacturers. Its a good political move to attack something you actually have a chance at beating.
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 12:40 PM       
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http://media.putfile.com/RE_Hilarity

I think I posted this in the previous Resi4 thread, but here it is again for those who havent seen it.
Hahaha, he's in his Raccoon Police Dept. outfit in that one.
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 02:39 PM       
Thats why its called "hilarity". And you forgot to mention the wacky music in the backround.
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 04:28 PM       
The racoon costume sucked in this game
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 08:19 PM       
YOU SUCK ALL THE TIME SO I WOULDN'T FUCKING TALK.
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 08:56 PM       
jeez pal calm it down a bit.
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