Jesus Christ is the Devil !!!!!!!!!666!!

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Okay so I have this theory.
Its such an awesome theory, seriously. I dont know if I can justly explain it just through typing cause its the topic of a long and serious discussion and thats hard to do online. But i'll try to explain my genius theory anyway.
First of all let me just start by saying that I dont nessescarily believe in the bible or any organized religion, but if the bible was a true story then I feel my take on it is the right one. Thanks.
Before you read this, if youre a christian youre gunna get offended so know this now, and dont read this if you arent going to be open minded, you fucks.
Im the poster child for open mindedness btw.

Ok so the bible is split into 2 books. The old and new testament. The old testament is the book the of the bible that the Jews follow, and the new testament is the book that christians follow. Even though both of these books are called the bible, theyre completely different stories and somewhat hypocritical.
The old testament is the word of God and blah blah, and it talks about how the angel lucifer rebelled against god because he said that god wasnt anything and he could get people to follow and believe in him just as easily as they would believe in god and he could turn them against him. Well god "casts him down" from heaven.

So here we go, devil is out of heaven, on his own, to prove himself to god. So just saying, if youre the devil, and you want to go to earth to get people to follow you what would be the best way to decieve people? Say you're the son of god. He goes to the jews which god says are his chosen people and tries to get the jews to follow him and believe in him. So the bible is now split up into two parts ...the word of god and the word of jesus and his followers or w/e. Well in the new testament it even says that Jesus told people they didnt have to believe in the lord as long as they believed in his only son.

Anyway heres the kicker. What did jesus do for "us" that was so important. He died for our sins. Hmm wow sorry if I'm the only one who can see through this bullshit. Jesus dies for us so that we can sin and if we ask him for forgiveness we'll have eternal life. Its like hes saying, hey world, its ok to sin, cause im going to die for you, IM THE SON OF GOD, so sin on just believe in me and ask for my forgiveness and you're in!

Seriously. Hes the devil. The fucking devil. Anyway this is easier to explain irl because as soon as someone comes back with a counter arguement i always can answer quickly and put them in their place. If anyone can tell me LOGICALLY that im wrong, I'll give you $3.