Goodbye Texas, Hello Indiana

[McClain]

What's the difference between a Texan and a Hoosier?

ME, BITCH! This lonestar state is about to get a little bit smaller. I'm going back to the motherland. Momma, have a bowl of buttered grits and biscuits ready!

Texas,
It's been interesting. You're not as bad as people assume, however, in certain facets you're immensely worse. I'll miss the mild winter, the plethora of fellow arcade enthusiasts, and some of best damn barbecue I've ever tasted. I've witnessed that football is to Texas what basketball is to Indiana. You can keep the rest. Oh, and for the record, Whataburger sucks balls.