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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:22 PM        I KILLED TEH NORTON!!!!!!!!!! HATE HATE HATE
Had it with norton. Had it with symantec. Had it with a "you must update biatch" message every day......

THEN IT WON'T EVEN LET ME USE MY FUCKING COMPUTER BECAUSE IT PUTS UP A MESSAGE EVERY TEN SECONDS!!!

I AM NOT KIDDING. EVERY TEN BLEEDING SECONDS.

FUCK NORTON. NO MORE. I WIN.







WINNNNNN!!!!! so uh... is McAfee decent?
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:27 PM       
I got a virus and instead of trying to scan with the definitions it had or even prevent it from installing it instead tried to get me to pay again.

I got the trend-micro pc-cillin thing and it seems to work okay(it removed the last virus i had kind of, I still had to do alot of work manually). I know mcaffe used to be the best, but I don't know anymore.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:32 PM       
Dont install Mcaffe if you have Apache 2 installed. They dont work with eachother.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:35 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 02:02 PM       
Your name is Norton???
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 02:09 PM       
that BETTER BE A TYPO IN THE TOPIC NAME
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 02:15 PM       
he obviously means norton antivirus software.......duh.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 02:41 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 05:36 PM       
Mcafee is like the worst spyware you ever had. It will slow your computer to shit if it is more than 3 years old.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 06:53 PM       
You can't go wrong with AVG
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 07:11 PM       
I have nortan antivirus and it never screwed me over
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 07:13 PM       
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My friend's comp broke a couple of minutes after installing that. It might not have been that though.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 09:31 PM       
AVG is the best simply because it's FREE and it seems to work better then all the commercial stuff.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 12:38 AM       
Meh.. well I installed McAfee because comcast gave it to me for free. So far things are not blowing up and my computer is no longer hegemonized into being a big black lagging paperweight so...I guess it's ok now. Thanks.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 01:01 AM       
I am currently using zonealarm, which works wonders.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 11:15 AM       
but zonealarm is just a firewall, isn't it? as far as i know it doesn't do a thing for virus detection until a virus is actively trying to use your network. it won't, for example, warn you that a file you are intentionally downloading contains a trojan.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 02:09 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 03:21 PM       
norton man died in 2000 he wasnt on the boxes anymore meaning guaranteed suck
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 03:55 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 04:04 PM       
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but zonealarm is just a firewall, isn't it? as far as i know it doesn't do a thing for virus detection until a virus is actively trying to use your network. it won't, for example, warn you that a file you are intentionally downloading contains a trojan.

no, it doesn't, but i'm not too worried anyway. All i do is download goodies and the only things zonealarm found in the 7 months i have owned this computer when i scanned it last week was 3 spyware programs, one of which was gamespy arcade.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 03:15 PM       
Not only are they fucking their "customers" (aka - slaves). Not to mention, they overstated their earnings by like 50million dollars last year, and agreed to pay a huge ass fine to the IRS. The fine states that they "are neither guilty or innocent". What the fuck ever, I hope the semantec pigs all drown in their swindled cash.

Provided you know a decent bit about computers, pc-cillin is the way to go.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
Ninja, I don't run AV either... just keep shit locked down with decent firewall policies, and go to housecall.trendmicro.com if I'm suspicious of anything.

It blows my mind what sneaks in all the same.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 03:34 PM       
AVG AND Avast!, AVG for regular scans, both for scanning individual files / archives I get
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