Best Beer

[Professor Poddar]

Okay, so we all know that American beer is, generally speaking, weak piss.
What's good, then?

Lagers or pilsners:
Steinlager (NZ)
Moretti (It)
Stella Artois (Be)
Perla (Poland)
Pilsner Urquell (Cz)
Golden Peacock (India)
Koff (Finland)
Lapin Kulta (Finland)
Lion (South Africa)

Bitters, Brown Ales, etc.
Newcastle Brown (even though it's on virtual Bud-level in England!)
Tetley's (England)
Anything Samuel Smith does in this department
Boddington's (so weak it's like drinking soda, but damned tasty!)
Old Speckled Hen (because the pub can is so purty!)
Maudite- Fin du Monde (Canada)
Victoria Bitter (Oz)

Real Ale:
Timothy Taylor's Landlord (England)

Stout:
Beamish
Okay, I confess to a liking for Guinness as well.