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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 12:32 AM        NEW SHORT: "Statement From Shatner's Kidney Stone"
Chances are you've heard by now about how William Shatner's kidney stone sold for a large chunk o' change on eBay. Well, that kidney stone would now like to have a word with you, the general public.


NEW SHORT: "A Statement From William Shatner's Kidney Stone" -by Max Burbank
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 03:38 AM       
oh god...it burns us.
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 12:44 PM       
Well, honestly you made Shatner look better with that post. Many people believe that he kept the monies for himself, rather than giving it to a charity. Hopefully you have cleared that up for some of the members here
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 01:13 PM       
William Shatner bestrides the earth, a Titan among men. Any small service I can do his, is as his people and mine would say, a Mitzvah. Oh yes! The Shatner is a Jew. And a Canadian.
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 02:35 PM       
I can't get behind how William Shatner can have a kidney stone removed and sell it for more money than I've ever had at one time when I can't even afford to surgically remove my own kidney stones from my body and I have to painfully pass them through my urethra like "common people"
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 02:41 PM       
Well as someone who has experienced the pain of having a kidney stone, I can honestly say that if were ever in a position where my kidney stone was worth 25K, I would sell it and I would keep the money as compensation for my pain.

It's not the fact that he sold it that's so grievous, it's the fact that someone paid real money for it.
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 05:27 PM       
just the thought of a speaking kidney stone is disgusting me off
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 05:46 PM       
"I have to painfully pass them through my urethra like "common people""

Are you sure you want to live like common people, you want to see whatever common people see?
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 06:37 PM       
You want to sleep with common people? You want to sleep with common people, like me?
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 02:16 AM       
But she..... didn't understand.... she just smiled and held my hand.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:54 AM       
That piece made my pee pee hurt. Just the thought of passing a Non-Liquid through my DoWhacky makes me feel pain. Otherwise, it was yet another Quality piece by Max Burbank.
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