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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 11:57 AM        MY HAIR FROZE THIS MORNING
So I was walking to class and the wind was hella cold and getting my face frostbitten and my hair was cold as shit because it was still wet from the shower, so I run as fast as I can to get inside and when i get indoors I reach up to re-arrange my hair AND IT WAS FUCKING FROZEN
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 12:00 PM       
i had ice in my hair once ;_;
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 12:09 PM       
That has to be the coolest thing that has happened to me this year
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 12:19 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 12:26 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 03:20 PM       
I'd walk the nearly 2 mile trek from my dining hall to my dorm during Chicago winters, and the friendly door staff would always laugh at my frosicle.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 03:26 PM       
It was -47C this morning in Winnipeg with the windchill.

EDIT: I decided that today was cold enough for me to actually wear my toque.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 03:38 PM       
At first I thought you said "toga". I'm not sure which is more hardcore.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:11 PM       
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That has to be the coolest thing that has happened to me this year
El Pun-o.
That's a funny story though.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
I thought of mentioning the pun part but that would make me Jixby Phillips and I hate that guy
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:23 PM       
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At first I thought you said "toga". I'm not sure which is more hardcore.
My eyes froze shut this morning when I blinked. It's that cold here. We're tough.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:27 PM       
How's your D holding up?
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:33 PM       
I let it hang out this morning because it wanted some fresh air.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:37 PM       
man albertas for pussys it was only -39C today
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 06:05 PM       
Heh, its about 50 degrees here right now
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 06:08 PM       
I'm moving so I can actually freeze myself again. :o

I used to be all naked outside when I was a kid, sleeping in snow... Getting really sick. :(
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 07:58 PM       
What's this Celcius scale crap, come on guys I forgot the conversion equation
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°C = (°F - 32) ÷ 1.8
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 08:20 PM       
One time, I was going to school and. It was cold outside and I was pretty late so I decided to run out the door and grab a piece of buttered toast. While in the middle of a bite, the mixture of saliva and Butter froze to my lips and when I got to school they had to send me to the Nurse/Janitor to get the food off of my face.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
What you Canadians and Heartland Americans fail to realize is that the Average temp of the Coastal Northwest, homeland of Guitar Women and I, fails to reach below 20 degrees.

Today, it got below 20 (with the wind chill) Most Northwesterns believed this was the end of the world, and became complete jackasses on the road. We also had to deal with the "hurricane" gusts that knocked out power for the entire South Sound region. (Tacoma to Fort Lewis) I had fun though, I got to hang out with 3 females. (Sure... one was 2 years old, but the other two where my age)
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 12:01 AM       
In Lawton, it was a blistering 24 degrees. I thought about going out and working on my tan, but I decided against it and went and bought some DVDs instead.
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 02:21 AM       
It's a comfortable 62 degrees here, which is a stark contrast from back home in Minnesota where the wind chill is dipping down to -45 in some points of the state.
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 06:46 AM       
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It was -47C this morning in Winnipeg with the windchill.

EDIT: I decided that today was cold enough for me to actually wear my toque.
I think I am the only person in Alabama that uses the word "toque"

I think that increases my e-dick size by at least an inch
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 09:51 AM       
It was probably your cold, black, warmongering, american heart which froze your hair GW. Not the weather.
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 02:10 PM       
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It was -47C this morning in Winnipeg with the windchill.

EDIT: I decided that today was cold enough for me to actually wear my toque.
I think I am the only person in Alabama that uses the word "toque"

I think that increases my e-dick size by at least an inch
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