I'm going back to see it tomorrow just for the FPS scene. It was great, the cheesy voice-overs made it feel even more like a game.
The only things i didn't like were!
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Originally Posted by Secrets
- They make a lot of innuendo about hell and evil and whatnot, but that's not officially why the CREATURES are there. It almost makes more sense for it to be a BIO DISASTAR until they came up with the thing where the ooze turns bad people into imps and good people into Albert Wesker. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of changing the plot for realism?
- Why in the good graces of fuck was there an ancient chinese kung fu battle at the end. They were alluding to this awesome deathmatch scene and then the Rock is all HEY I'M HERE YOU WERE TRYING TO SHOOT ME BUT NOW YOU AREN'T FOR SOME REASON I PROPOSE A DUEL CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON JOKES OR PICTURES. I want to make a movie with the Rock and just have him be a good-natured vegetarian chef or something and not let him pro-wrestle anyone at all or come within fifteen feet of a folding chair. I bet the guy doesn't even want to do it, the directors are all just HEY AREN'T YOU THE FAMOUS ROCK HAHA OH MAN I THINK WE CAN WORK THE ROCK BOTTOM INTO THIS SCRIPT SOMEWHERE ;> ANYTHING FOR YOU BUDDY AM I RIGHT ;> ;>
- The first few deaths were gory and scarey, but the rest were all quick and just like BLIP GOOD BYE TOKEN BLACK GUY. Maybe there'll be a director's cut?
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Also it felt cut short. In my opinion it should have ended with the hero getting off the elevator only to be put into quarantine and tested on because he was infected with C24. Maybe court-martialled for killing his squad. And then something about the imps getting onto Earth anyway or the research continuing since they never did destroy the chips. This movie is DOOM, not HOPE.