HEY GUYS RAW SUCKED

[Chojin]

Schimid and I cuddle and watch RAW together these days through torrents, and the lack of commercials cuts the show's length down by literally an hour.

Anyway, LAST NIGHT'S SHOW!

HELLO AND WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE BROADCASTING LIVE ON SCI-FI AND GOD DAMN IF WE AREN'T GOING TO MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

Basically a bunch of stupid random matches interrupted by people one of the participants is in a feud with

Stupid vignette where DX has LIVE ROOSTERS delivered to vincent kennedy mcmahon in his hotel room OH GOD DAMNIT DAMNIT STOP THE MATCH RING THE BELL AAAAH ROOSTERS DAMNIT but this was kinda funny because the roosters were just chillin but they kept playing the same stock 'rooster crowing' sound effect while the birds looked around like WOT WOT

Womens' PADDLE ON A POLE MATCH BOY I LOVE THESE LOL LOL OK

Vignette where the two people who should never be allowed near a microphone are given 30 minutes to share what's on their minds

Hacksaw Jim Duggan and a retard fight a team of male cheerleaders. This is nowhere near as awesome as you'd think it would be.

Another womens' match which are always highly rated crowdpleasers let me tell you this time one of them can wrestle so the match was only 200% terrible

AND NOW IN THE MAIN EVENT DX WILL FACE OFF AGAINST THE MYSTERY OPPONENTS THAT HAVE BEEN HYPED ALL NIGHT AND LO AND BEHOLD IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE COMBINED TERRIFIC MIGHT OF william regal and some jobbing irishman

HOORAY

OH NO BIGSHOW IS OUT OH LAWDY VINCE MCMAHON IS OUT HERE HE'S GOT SOME LEAD PIPING NO DOUBT HE IS GOING TO REPLUMB SHAWN MICHAEL'S HOME WITH MATERIALS THAT DEFY LOCAL PLUMBING ORDINANCES AND OH GOD NO HE HIT HIM WITH IT CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT

it's times like this that i'm glad i don't pay for cable.