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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 12:59 AM        Hey Fuckheads!
Quit turning every fucking thread into a newbie orgy of retarded fighting.

You know who I'm talking about. And if you don't, then I'm talking about you.

Fucking dipshits. Just go to the Mock Wars if you insist on e-sissyslapping one another, and leave the threads free of you shit.

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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:07 AM       
Good advice ^_^

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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:09 AM       
Wiffles, can we cuddle?
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:09 AM       
This is probably my fault :/.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:17 AM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 09:34 AM       
CREATE instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:21 AM       
YOU FUCKING RULE TOP TIPS
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
You know Rongi and I have had long discussions on this subject and we have come to the conclusion that.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
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You gotta start posting more of these. This is gold!
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
Top Tips sucks.

http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/tips2.html

This one is 7th down.

* http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/melting..._Top_Tips.html this is the only page he's using, though.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:01 PM       
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This is probably my fault :/.
It is.

Don't respond here. I'm not going to disrespect a jamesman thread like that.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:16 PM       
GO BACK TO JOKE GETTING SCHOOL, DUMMY
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:20 PM       
Change the title of this to Hey Fuckleheads, i demand it.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
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Don't respond here. I'm not going to disrespect a jamesman thread like that.
I CONCUR. THIS CONDUCT IS HIGHLY UNBECOMING OF A JAMESMAN THREAD.

*In case you haven't noticed by now, dick-riding doesn't work here.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:26 PM       
Skulhedface, quit kissing everyone's ass.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:34 PM       
RONGI'S BUSY SCHEDULE (April 6th, 2003)

Log on to I-Mockery.net

Go to "View Posts Since Last Visit"

Constantly refresh them to see if anyone said anything about me

Reply, then return to constant refreshing

Accuse members of asskissing while being completely oblivious to the fact that I am just as guilty, if not worse

Ask Chojin to assist me because I just can't make myself look better without his help

refresh "Posts Since Last Visit" yet again

Yell at more random people because I am I-Mockery's resident God (or at least I wish I was)

Get Chojin to accuse Skulhed of kissing Jamesman's ass, even though he is the only member of the so-called "elite" that doesn't give newbies much shit after they've been here awhile, but we do because it's what WE live for. Our lives would have no meaning if we didn't have newbs to fuck with.

Refresh yet again

Go to bed for 20 minutes when no one else has posted, about me or otherwise

Wake up 20 minutes later, to see if anyone replied finally.

Repeat last two steps until someone has posted about me again.

Start all over

Start a thread with no title, just an emoticon and a four word sentence, completely wasting RoG's bandwidth

Yell at more newbies for pointing out the obvious, act superior because I AM SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOU

Make reply adding only a simple emoticon or a clever usage of the word "fuck"
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:38 PM       
Are you under the mistaken impression that we read your posts?
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:38 PM       
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Start a thread with no title, just an emoticon and a four word sentence, completely wasting RoG's bandwidth
What was that? All I could here was your lips puckering up and pressing against something.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:43 PM       
www.insultmonger.com

might help you try to come up with something new.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:44 PM       
Now you're kissing website's asses? Jesus christ...
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
Nope. Just doing two things:

Seeing how quickly you DO hit "refresh" in the "View Posts Since Last Visit" section (and seeing as this post sprung up awfully quickly, that's SAYING something)

and two: If I'm going to be flamed by somebody, I'd like it if there was at least something new to reply to.

PS: Whatever happened to "I'm not going to fight with you anymore"?
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
skulhedface. i can't help but notice that you talk a lot.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
I try not to. But when you're dealing with someone who's in possession of a skull thicker than the Berlin Wall was, it takes something longwinded to sink even the tiniest bit of it in.

Not to be childish, but need I remind anyone of who started it?
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
HEY FRIENDS

LET'S PLAY THE SHUTTING UP GAME

IF YOU SHUT UP YOU GET ONE POINT

IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GET TWO POINTS
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