Straight Jackets

[Colewolf]

I have been in Wyomings capitol for almost eight years, and it seems like every girl I have met out here has been in serious need of mental help.

I have delt with everything from the 10 phone calls in one day, to the one that acts like your second mother, and my favorite, "I know we had sex only two days ago, but I am pregnant and you are the father."

Is it like that everywhere else, or do I just need to up my alcohol consumption to adjust?