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Jixby Phillips · #1

I wish I could freeze time, so that I could get more sleep.

FS · #2

Hey, me too. We should be friends.

Jixby Phillips · #3

I'd also check out HAWT chicks.

Jixby Phillips · #4

This is a PROVACTIVE idea for a thread, I think.

Captain Robo · #5

Keep it on the down low

edit: clockstoppers!

kellychaos · #6

Wouldn't you also be frozen in time also? If you're frozen and looking at a hot chick, you would still face the inevitable slap in the face upon "thawing". :/

Captain Robo · #7

What if for unknown reasons, the flow of time just stopped for a billion years? It would seem like the blink of an eye and we wouldn't even notice it.

But then again, time isn't real.

In conclusion, I will be removing myself from this thread... Kellychaos should do the same ;(

Cancer · #8

Shut up you fag, or your testicles are my next target

kellychaos · #9

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Originally Posted by Cancer

Shut up you fag, or your testicles are my next target

Yeah, but can cancer attack retracted testicles ... or those that haven't even dropped in the first place?

Johannas · #10

Cancer
Joined: 13 Apr 2003
Posts: 4

Newb

Captain Robo · #11

Stop gaying up this thread.

Les Waste · #12

Johannas I fucking hate your existence.

And Jixby means he would like to freeze time for everything about himself, dip shits.

But since time is just an abstract concept measuring the number of times we orbit around the sun, sorry.

Johannas · #13

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

Johannas I fucking hate your existence.

Hey, what the fuck did I do?

whoreable · #14

if it is any consolation I knew I hated you as soon as I saw your first post.

Johannas · #15

wow, it doesnt take much to get hated around here....and im at least not half as annoying as some newbs around here like Dr Drew saying everyone is a fag and shit!

whoreable · #16

DAMN! THAT REPLY WAS EXCITING!

Matt Harty · #17

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and im at least not half as annoying as some newbs around here like Dr Drew saying everyone is a fag and shit!

Yes you are

CastroMotorOil · #18

johannas do not make fun a of a newb that joined 2 days after you and you only have 22 posts. i have 200+ and am nowhere near not being a newb. so just keep your mouth shut, and maybe in a few months people may talk to you.

CaptainBubba · #19

If i could freeze time I would be in my Spanish class and I would be giving my repprt on tapas and then in the middle of it time would stop (for everything but me and my clothes and the air around me, cuz otherwise I couldn't move).

Then I would stip naked and cover myself in fake blood (yeah i forgot about the fake blood capsules that aren't froxen either) and i would make myself start crying by thinking about my sad sad life.

Then I would unfreeze time and I would run out of the room and then I'd come back in and collapse on the floor and crawl to the front of the room and pass out.

Then in the hospital I'd stop time again while I'm being pushed on the stretcher and I'd get naked again, but this time I'd masturbate wildy and just as I'm about to finish I'd start time again and I'd run into an old person's room and splurg all over their flowers and they'd be so shocked that they'd die.

Then I'd start making out with the body and as the doctors come to take me away I'd freeze time again and run into the forest where something happens with midgets/cheese/squirrels/rosie o' donnel/dildos, I dunno, you figure it out. I have a Spanish test to study for fuckers.

Les Waste · #20

Well Johannas, if you don't consider being an idiot whose posts are worthless and are about as clever as the jokes on popsicle sticks as not a big thing, then I guess it doesn't take much to be hated around her.

whoreable · #21

That plan is a bit too in your face and offensive for me!
I hope you can never have these powers!

slavemason · #22

Aren't there any abortion clinics in outer space?

CaptainBubba · #23

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Because I think you read it and you really think that. And I think that I was writing that with the hopes that I could impress someone with my crazy, quirky, and "in your face" attitude. I really do. I really really do. Fucker.

I didn't mean the fucker part whoreable. Yous is good peoples. Just so you know.