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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:37 PM        Need advice on shaving my pubes....
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 12:52 AM        Uhh...
Uh...okay.... Are you male or female?
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 12:58 AM       
Just lather them up with mayonaise and start hacking at them with an ice pick. It's always worked for me!
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 02:01 AM        Male
i am a hombre, Dude
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 04:00 AM       
Uhhhhhooooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyy..... this is a LITTLE too much information for me!!
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 11:28 AM       
Fire and rubbing alcohol usually works best
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 12:27 PM       
stabbing own face then setting it on fire.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 02:39 PM       
set off a nuclear bomb on your DICK!!!
or omg paint it so it looks EXACTLY like saddam huessein!!
or put it in a sausage machine and make it into sausage FOR REAL!!!
FEED IT TO A SHARK!!
LOL@ SHARK BLOWJOB
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 02:40 PM       
DID YOU KNOW:

Pubes are the usual nesting place of pubic crabs.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 02:42 PM       
orrrrrrr YOUR MOUTH
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 10:41 PM        Hmm
Just use trim the hair short with scissors and then use a razor and then your crotch will be bald as Telly Savalas.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
Yes, and hopefully just as dead!
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
You inspired me to search for 'dead crotch' on google.

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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 11:58 PM       
Here's what I got when I looked up "dead crotch".

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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 08:59 AM       
Lord Byron? What the fuck?
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 12:21 PM       
That's LORD OF THE DEAD CROTCH Byron to YOU, mister!
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 01:50 PM       
Wouldn't that be Lord Byron of Dead Crotch?

Heh... Dead Crotch sounds like the name of a town in the Old West.
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 06:31 PM        Ouch.
Now that I think about it, that would be a HELL of a place to get a nick!

Splash a little aftershave on it too. The girls will love that!
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
Yeah, it is.

Except try like 15 nicks that cause you to itch your crotch like a maniac for the next two weeks.

And on that note, don't shave against the grain until the area is used to shaving in general.

*And apply a stick deodorant afterwards. Helps to lock in the flavor crystals. Or something.
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 06:59 PM       
Choj, I had no idea that you were an expert on the little boy look.
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
You didn't? :/
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 07:06 PM       
Tell me you shave your armpits, too.
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