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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:36 PM        Rite of Passage: Test of Knowledge
The time has come for you to walk the path. But to make it to the end, you must prove your worth...

As you travel along the path, your minds will be tested and brought to the limi. Should you fail to answer the questions set before you, your journey will end, and you will know not what honor you could have obtained.

If you choose not to begin this journey, turn back now.









"Greetings, young master! I see you have decided to test your skills, like so many before you. I offer you the best of luck, but I will not take pity on you, for I am the first challenge-giver. Do not fret, however, for my question is simple...

"What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee chord?"
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:39 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH!!
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
A BOUNCY OWL
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:42 PM       
THATS A HOOT

GET IT?? LIKE OWLS
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
You get something that crosses an owl with a bungee chord.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:46 PM       
I know I said I wouldn't be mean, but I have to give credit where credit is due.

That was a hilarious response, Mr. Crunch.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
I am sorry I did not notice that you had already posted the answer I had Chojin... I put the whole one.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
I was going to say a hoot, but Whoreable is on the ball.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
A screeeeeeeeeeeech owl.


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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 09:36 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
Those of you who have not yet made your responses, have until 12:00am EST tonight.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 12:07 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 02:55 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
That guy is a poser. Those glasses are NOT period pieces.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
I never saw "Kung Pow" because it was out of theaters too fast.

But I heard it was funny from a stoner kid I used to know.

The penis is actually an organ btw, not a muscle you retard.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 07:11 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
Your time has passed. The correct answer:

"My ass."

Congratulations to those of who you answered correctly:

Chojin
Grandpa Jones
Matt Harty
Psycho Squid

And those of you who did not answer correctly; You have FAILED. You must live in shame of what could have been, and what you could have been. Your time is over:

Les Waste
Whoreable
Cap'n Crunch
Esuohlim
Evil Robot
FartinMowler
Undeath
GADZOOKS
AChimp
CaptainBubba
liquidstatik

You will never have another chance to redeem yourselves. And the four of you who have succeeded, may not advance along the path...





"Ahoy there! I see you have your wits about you, I see you do. Well, enough to answer a simple question, that is.

"But things only get harder now, they do. So let us see if you can keep up.

"Which of Mr. Boddy's ears was grazed by the bullet?"
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
Didn't that movie have a different ending for each person as the murderer? O well, who cares. I hate "Clue" anyway. The game takes for fucking ever and the movie just wasn't entertaining.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 12:37 AM       
I'm sorry, what was the question? See the thing is, I skip over jamesmans posts and just reply based on the responses to his meaningless banter. I do this even if his is the only post in the thread. This might lead to confusion if he actually arranges words in a fashion that can be classified as legitimate context, what the fuck was I getting at... shit ..... fuck it.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 01:13 AM       
Mr. Boddy's left ear was shot in the study, with the revolver, by Professor Plum.
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