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kellychaos · #1

When I first saw the first "Predator" movie, I thought that the noise emitting from the warrior alien sounded just like a woodpecker ... but now, every time I hear a woodpecker, I look around to see if I can spy the transluscent outline of a space soldier bent on the destruction of the greatest fighting force the world has ever known. As a veteran, this frightens me. Am I included in this bloody, extraterrestial genocide?

glowbelly · #2

i dunno, but you can't link pics from geocities unless you change their file extensions to .txt.

kellychaos · #3

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Originally Posted by glowbelly

i dunno, but you can't link pics from geocities unless you change their file extensions to .txt.

Didn't seem to work that way either :/ I just eliminated the picture part until I can find another good image ... I hate geocities

glowbelly · #4

you can only change to the extension of the file if you have access to the site (if the site was yours). see?

anywhoozles, the predator scares me.

who likes hummingbirds?

sadie · #5

a veteran of what?

Krythor · #6

In the field of using orange text?

sadie · #7

i have a friend who can get hummingbirds to sit on his finger.

kellychaos · #8

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Originally Posted by sadie

a veteran of what?

United State Army

kellychaos · #9

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Originally Posted by Krythor

In the field of using orange text?

Jealousy will get you nowhere.

FS · #10

Egg, of course

Where exactly do you live, that the woodpeckers say "What the hell are you?"

kellychaos · #11

Does that mean that the Predator inspired the woodpecker towards that noise and that the noise is a conscious attempt by all woodpecker's to appear menacing?

FS · #12

I wouldn't know. I don't trust birds eitherway. 8-)

Someone MUST explain to me why the chattery emoticon legend looks like a sunglasses guy.

soundtest · #13

i used to feel like the predator when i used the camouflage in Halo. now i feel like a total fucking loser.

Ninjavenom · #14

I smashed an ant today. At least, i thought it did. But it kept moving. Like it wanted to come in the house. I wish i had pissed on it. I kept stepping on it, but it wouldn't go away. So i mashed it with my thumb.

Translation: GO AWAY KELLYCHAOS

Matt Harty · #15

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Originally Posted by kellychaos

the noise is a conscious attempt by all woodpecker's to appear menacing?

More like the sound a woodpecker makes when pecking wood, you fucking retard.

slavemason · #16

Wow, retarded always hurts.
Now back to the topic. If you ask grandMa, the Egg came first.
OH THE EGGS!

Matt Harty · #17

You can't have a chicken without an egg

The Unseen · #18

You can have the chicken egg with out the chicken in the egg unless the chicken is first in which case it is the other way around

That was not suppose to make sense but after reading it twice it does

Dr. Phil McGraw · #19

Matt Harty, I need you to listen to me right now, it's very important that you listen. Alright? You're listening. What I want you to do is, I want you to shut the fuck up. Just to shut the fuck up. I'm asking you to shut the fuck up. It's very important that you shut the fuck up.

Matt Harty · #20

Sorry I wasn't listening. :/

Esuohlim · #21

Dr. Phil is awesome.

The Retro Kat · #22

I like Brown's chicken. The one by me has history and tastes good.

The history is, a couple years ago, before even my high school days, two kids shot up the place and stole very little money. They were just caught this year.

....thus meaning, the chicken came first.

Johannas · #23

I think that Dr. Phil is Dr. Drew's character...wait a minute, Dr. Drew is a character.....who is the evil-doer behind these evil doctors??

oh, btw glowbelly,