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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 02:58 PM        A Modest Proposal
Just a thought- Why not shut down GB for a week or something? Maybe after 7 days or so away from the board, people might have something worth talking about when they come back. It would be like that Simpsons where Itchy & Scratchy got taken off the air, and the kids discovered there was a whole world outside.

Then we could all come back here and continue squandering our lives again. But at least a break might be good for our collective psyche.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 03:15 PM       
I GOTCHER MODEST PROPOSAL SWINGIN', YOU SLICK SON-OF-A-BEE! GOOD GOD, TIME WAS IDDA CUTCHA A NEW BLOWHOLE FOR THAT ONE! SWEET MA MERE BLUE JESUS ON A DING DONG?!


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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 03:33 PM       
Excellent. The "eaming divce" has begun to function. Now only those with access to tin foil will be able to resist my will.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
I thought this thread was going to be about eating Irish babies.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 05:06 PM       
Maybe that's what we can do during our time off.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
They taste like potatos that have been soaking in whiskey, yet they're still so tender!
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 10:00 PM       
BOOK FORUM.

-A side note, my American friend told me that Catholic babies taste extra tender.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 10:02 PM       
I thought they only ate babies in Korea.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
quit stealing my jokes bobo

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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
I can't steal your jokes if you don't say them, Willie. :/
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:34 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:05 AM       
Those irish potatoes are made of people! ... THEY'RE PEOPLE! 8-)
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:05 AM       
Okay, now that a little time has gone by I'll explain the joke to KellyChaos...no wait, that would ruin the fun.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 10:09 AM       
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Okay, now that a little time has gone by I'll explain the joke to KellyChaos...no wait, that would ruin the fun.
I understood the whole Jonathan Swift reference to his A Modest Proposal essay about cannibalizing Irish babies. We read it high school. Mine was simply an off-topic "Soilyent Green" reference. Thank you for your concern, though.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 11:25 AM       
i'm sorry, but i don't have a friggin on/off switch. YOU CAN'T SHUT ME DOWN THAT EASILY.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 11:54 AM       
Maybe if you did we could appreciate you more
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 11:59 AM       
OMG YOU SAID IT
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 12:02 PM       
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Impossible ... that's just crazy talk!
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 01:49 PM       
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maybe if YOU did we could keep you turned on all the time and run you through some kind of super hyperactivity machine and make you do special robot dances for us until your circuits couldn't take the juice anymore and you died an awful horrible frying metallic death.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 04:20 PM       
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maybe if YOU did we could keep you turned on all the time and run you through some kind of super hyperactivity machine and make you do special robot dances for us until your circuits couldn't take the juice anymore and you died an awful horrible frying metallic death.
Thats sounds llike a shitty anime
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 06:09 PM       
well, youre a shitty flaktrooper
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 01:45 AM       
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 01:56 AM       
After reading that, break time doesn't sound that bad of an idea.
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 09:38 AM       
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maybe if YOU did we could keep you turned on all the time and run you through some kind of super hyperactivity machine and make you do special robot dances for us until your circuits couldn't take the juice anymore and you died an awful horrible frying metallic death.
Robo needs a "time out".
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