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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:29 AM        The question to end all questions
The other questions thread didn't pan out very well. Partly because people are stupid, people don't care, and I couldn't think of any good questions.

But now, I just have this one question. And whoever answers it gets a PRIZE. Yes, a PRIZE! People like prizes.

And now, the question. You can answer as many times as you like. But once someone answers correctly, I will say so in the thread, and it will all be over. That person will then win a PRIZE.

"What's the first thing you know?"
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:31 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:33 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:35 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:37 AM       
How do you know you know it?

or

That you know something.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 01:56 AM       
The first thing you know is that Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Sosé.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:01 AM       
That I hate Jamesman and his stupid threads
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:48 AM       
OMG! JIXBY ANSWERED THE QUESTION RIGHT! HE WINS!
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:20 AM       
Jixby's just mad because nobody believes he really witnessed a monster party.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:54 AM       
I know how to make waffles and pancakes ^_^
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 06:03 AM       
SHUT UP JAMESMAN DON'T JOKE AROUND WITH ME I AM SERIOUS YOU SUCK AND YOUA RE A WASTE OF MY TIME
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 06:16 AM       
I desperately seek Jixby's approval.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 09:11 AM        jixby
cant you somehow kill jamesman through the net, i'll help.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 09:22 AM       
The first thing you know is how to know, because if you didn't know how to know, than you wouldn't know what you know.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 09:25 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 09:48 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:10 AM       
[center:97423ac9fe]Ol' Jed's a millionaire. [/center:97423ac9fe]

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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:54 AM       
Holy fuck. Kelly... I now have to officially respect you. You got it right.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:18 PM        Re: The question to end all questions
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"What's the first thing you know?"
Only Jamesman could mess up the lyriics to the best Buddy Ebson song ever!

"The next thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire."
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:40 PM       
The Beverly Hillbillies Songs:
Opening Theme Lyrics:
Title: "The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
Composed By: Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.


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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:45 PM       
oh well ... I tried ... ever since that "Smashing Pumpkins" fiasco I've been looking for ways to correct you.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 12:48 PM       
What... the hell?
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:44 PM       
How the hell does that question make anyone think of the Beverly Hillbillies first?
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
The first thing you know is NOTHING because your just a dumb ass fetus. Breathing and circulating blood arent things anybody can know since you never actually learn them. Unless you meant to pharse it like this; "What's the first thing? You know?".
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