MACHO, MACHO MAN: THE DEFFINITIVE VINTH

[mburbank]

"Anyone that would race-patronize me would get my foot up their ass."

"If my family is in danger, then I want bullets in the brains of whoever would put them in danger."

"N. Korea tries to develop weapons to sell to terrorists or try to murder Americans, then we go at them and put a lot of Korean soilders in Hell. Simple as that."

"Id take a swing at Lucifer if I had the chance."

"I wont sit here and let someone demean me about my obession with war and doing whats right."

"If someone breaks into my house, and threatens me and my roomates, I do not ask nicely for the attacker to not do anything. I get up, grab a bat or a knife, and end the invasion."

"If we don't cut off the head of the hydra, we will be crushed. I don't plan on being crushed."

"Max hand delivers the ticket. Then after I spit in his face and then break it, I will be on my plane trip to Iraq."