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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 06:00 PM        THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Crash my car through a hotel lobby and get out and ask "where are all the whores at!"
2. Go to hooters and double take when I see the waitress and mispronounce words when I order
3. Chase a secretary around a desk untill she shouts "I'm not that kind of secretary!!"
4. Do something so weird and crazy that it makes a wino throw away his bottle of booze.
5. Pose as a doctor and give breast examinations at a High School or College.
6. Invent a cuss
7. Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo!
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 06:08 PM       
That's a whole lot of stuff to do!
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:36 PM       
1. Jump over a shark
2. Jump by bike over 12 hobos
3. your mother
4. Write a funny mini-mock that gets posted
(Wally Cruton is funny yet my review on childrens water toys isn't?)
5. Meet a few people from I-mockery that don't suck, or continue to post...
6. Sell my cook books...
7. Be in the Guinnes book for somthing cool...
8. guest voice on a cartoon
9. Be the Caterer on a cool Zombie movie
10. Bitch slap someone on this board who annoys me...
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
1. Get hit by a train
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:00 PM       
1. drive the train the hits kahljorn
2. Take Rongi's cat for a vacation to China
3. brush Jixby's teeth
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
1. Buy Reverend Danno's comic books
2. See kahljorn get hit by a train
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:11 PM       
1. Figure out how the hell knew about my comic book collection...
2. Film the train hitting kahljorn, so all may see...
3. Make sweet love to Rog, & all the "jins" at the same time...
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:14 PM       
1. Read about kahljorn getting hit by a train in the papers.
2. Have a funeral
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:22 PM       
1. learn to read (i thought "cook books" was "comic books")
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:31 PM       
1. Take the money out of kahljorn's wallet after he gets hit by a train.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
1. Put anthrax in my wallet the day I die.
2. strap a bomb with a high yield on for train sploding
3. Give out free cookies to news stands all across the world
4. get hit by a train
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:22 AM       
JIXBY DIDNT SAY "POST WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 01:43 AM       
Then I want Jixby to get hit by a car before he dies
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 02:02 AM       
1. Pee off of a building
2. Ensure that said building happens to be Mockery's workplace
3.Time aforementioned stratospheric urination to coincide with the exact timing of Mockery's arrival at said workplace
4. Eat sushi
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 02:42 AM        Re: THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
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4. Do something so weird and crazy that it makes a wino throw away his bottle of booze.
I think that was the funniest thing I've ever read on this site.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:18 AM       
yeah he'd probably do a spit-take and look at it in disbelief first

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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:42 AM       
And rub his eyeballs
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 06:11 AM       
and shave his testicles
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 06:38 AM       
And piss up a rope

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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 10:20 AM       
and say "WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!"
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 10:26 AM       
I want to make a rich person drop their monacle in a wine glass and exclaim "Why I never!"
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 10:33 AM       
I want to kill the entire planet.

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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 10:34 AM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
1. Laugh at one of kellychaos's jokes
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