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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:13 PM        Where are your rubbers?
*Guy comes running in*
Guy: Dude, where are your rubbers?
Me: *wakes up after 20 minutes of no customers* What?
Guy: Condoms! Which aisle?
Me: Uh... we don't sell condoms.
Guy: What the fuck! No condoms?
Me: Sorry, man.
Guy: Dammit.
*Guy runs out*

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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:15 PM       
Did you ever see the movie Trojan War? It was a kid trying to get some condoms, but got in a whole heap of trouble!
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
what sort of store do you work in?
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
A corner grocery store.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:22 PM       
In Toronto?

That's too funny, you should have given him a plastic bag or something.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:22 PM       
Did you ever see the movie Bootie Call? It was two guys trying to get some condoms, but they got in a whole heap of trouble!
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:25 PM       
No, in Winnipeg. We would carry condoms, except 99% of our customers are old ladies that disapprove of sex and they wouldn't come back.

Plus, I'd always steal the boxes to try them on in the back room.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 04:53 PM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
We call it WinterBummyNativesGayMayorPeg.
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 10:04 PM       
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Did you ever see the movie Bootie Call? It was two guys trying to get some condoms, but they got in a whole heap of trouble!
I was going to bring that one up later. :/
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 12:58 AM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 01:10 AM       
EVER SEEN "TINY TOON'S SUMMER VACATION?!" IT BASICALLY HAS THE SAME PLOT WITH THE CHARACTERS LOOKING FOR CONDOMS.

LOL GET IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT CHARACTERS WHO ARE KIDS AND CARTOONS TO BE LOOKING FOR SEX PRODUCTS, LOL HOW UNEXPECTED.

DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND TEH JOKE OR SHOULD I EXPLAIN IT AGAIN PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP IF YOU DON'T GET IT SO I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN OK?
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 04:31 AM       
When you blow a condom it gets to the size triple that of an ordinary balloon ^_^;
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 09:55 AM       
Bring some in, blow them up, mangle them into balloon animals, give them to old ladies and tell them "Congratulations! You are our one millionth customer!".
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
I hate it when men buy condoms and bring them to my register. If someone buys crackers, I get a brief mental image of them eating the crackers. If someone buys eyedrops, I get a brief mental image of the using the eyedrops.
If someone buys condoms, I can't bring myself to look at them.
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 03:56 PM       
Condoms are like grade school; you want to use one like all the big kids, but after your first few experiences with it you never want to do it again as long as you live. :<
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 03:58 PM       
OMG, make her take the pill. ROFL.
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
she's already on it
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 05:24 PM       
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EVER SEEN "TINY TOON'S SUMMER VACATION?!" IT BASICALLY HAS THE SAME PLOT WITH THE CHARACTERS LOOKING FOR CONDOMS?


OMG I remember that movie 8-).

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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 07:09 PM       
I actually liked that movie.
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