OH MY BUDDAH!!!! THERE"S A WINNER FOR THE LUCKY DRAW

[Triad-Brother Fu]

After write everybody's name and putting into hat.
I put my hand in the hat and drew out a name.

And guess who the hell it is :O













AChimp












OMG!!!!!!!! Chimpy!!! nevar will you fear again while under the embrace of triad BROTHERS!!!!!!! You so lucky!!!

[Triad-Brother Choi]

Mister AChimp, you very lucky man, this very, verygood oppurtunity for you to feel very, very safe. Many happy times, please.

[Triad-Brother Chicken]

Congradurations Mr. AChimp!!! Never will you fear and now walk boldy on I-Mockery forums!! Any one dare to make you lose face must deal with Triad!! Enjoy LIFETIME* of protection!! Very very happy!! Joyous affair!!

Thanking to everyone who enter draw. Even though you losers you still can get very very special price on protection!!!

Editing: Mr. AChimp for special price you like time with Triad Sister? I can make happen just for you!!!

[AChimp]

I am honoured to be placed under your lifetime protection, Triad Brothers! It is most pleasing to be safe at last.

In celebration, I will make a special family recipe soup: cream of snake penis. It is good for good occasions like this!

[Rev. Danno]

Wow, I might be intimidated by these guys if it wasn't the fact that they all posted five minutes apart. It takes five min. for the one to respond, then five min. later the other responds...
Imagine thse guys in real life...
Me: so you're going to beat me up?
Triad Brother Fuk: you wait five moments...
Me: uh... ok, I'm going to go buy a pack of gum... Yeah I'll be back...
(goes of to buy some Joorgy fruit gum)
~five Minutes later~
Me: hey, so now are you going to beat me up?
Triad Brother Fuk: No... Five more moments...
Triad Brother Suk: yeah, Fuk hold you, while Triad Brother Yuk, an I beat you...
Me:This blows, I'm going to get beat down by Yakuza, or Vor. They know what the hell they're doing...

[ScruU2wice]

that wasnt funny its sounds like sumthing i would say without thinking twice.

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Rev. Danno: Did you hearing that? Not funny... Brothers needing 5 minutes to reply. Because english not very good. Must looking dictionary. Happy Joy!!!

Screw 2 Times: I didn't even knowing you think once. Well i guess mabey you do. So brother fu let you have protection discount. 40% off all future plans!!! You must feeling lucky.