NEW MINIMOCK: "THE QUEST FOR PEEPS!"

[Mockery]

This past weekend, Mew came to visit us and watch "Freddy vs. Jason" with a bunch of other Richmonders including Protoclown, Killing Joke, and Jaeger. While that was an adventure in its own right, we still decided to head out to Norfolk on Sunday (roughly a 2 hour drive) to see the Peeps Fun Bus! Yes, that's Peeps as in the Marshmallow Peeps treats. We're probably the only people to ever drive that far for such an event... and I'm still trying to decide on whether or not that's something we should be proud of.


"THE QUEST FOR PEEPS!" by -RoG-:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Peeps

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Ninjavenom]

There was a disturbing lack of three things:

1. TKD used on/at Peep-Man
2. Mew
3. Hats

[mew barios]

eh. everyone knows what i look like already anyhow.

the drive didn't seem that long cuz i slept through most of it. and when i woke up, rog was staring at passerby motorists with his picklehat an goggles on an most of them blinkblinked an pointed an laffed and it was a merry time. :O then we stopped to eat, an rog was like 'BLEAHG i hate pickles ' when he was presented with shards of one for eating on his cheeburger. naturally i gasped and fainted and swore i would reveal this shocking revelation to the world. :O then i died. the end.

[FS]

That was awesome, especially the many dramatic facial expressions. :O

Also, I think Protoclown would look great in a kilt.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

There was a disturbing lack of three things:

1. TKD used on/at Peep-Man
2. Mew
3. Hats

1. Couldn't do that because Peep-Man was not there. That photo of him at the end of the piece was from the Peeps web site and not our trip over the weekend.
2. He's sneaky like that
3.

Originally Posted by mew barios

the drive didn't seem that long cuz i slept through most of it. and when i woke up, rog was staring at passerby motorists with his picklehat an goggles on an most of them blinkblinked an pointed an laffed and it was a merry time. :O

Yeah, messin with the motorists on the way back home was definitely a lot of fun. Helped kill the time haha.

Originally Posted by mew barios

then we stopped to eat, an rog was like 'BLEAHG i hate pickles ' when he was presented with shards of one for eating on his cheeburger. naturally i gasped and fainted and swore i would reveal this shocking revelation to the world. :O then i died. the end.

And here I thought everybody knew I don't like to eat pickles. They're funky o.O

-RoG-

[Protoclown]

you're a goddamn phony

[McClain]

That was a fun story. I miss hanging out with you guys like we used to so often back in the day.

[Protoclown]

I still fondly remember smoking dope and fondling each other in that shed behind the school

[McClain]

That was dope? That was a school? That was a shed? That was definitely fondling!

[Mockery]

Sorry we didn't invite you on this trip McClain, but we just knew you'd try to shove the Peeps up your ass as usual. :/

[TeRRaNuSER]

all this on the weekend of Freddy V.s. Jason? a coincidence? I think not!

[James]

What the fuck does that even mean, you dumb, stupid little cave imp?

[Mockery]

Uh yeah, I have to agree... what in the hell are you talking about TeRRaNuSER?

[Anonymous]

I agree. this thread should be deleted now.

[mew barios]

but. i posted innit.

[NIGhtMAre]

in that case the thread should be deleted Right now!

[Jixby Phillips]

Fuck you, nightmare.

[Anonymous]

mew: I know, right?

[sadie]

marshmallow peeps are my favorite. i'm so jealous.

[Anonymous]

arent all peeps marshmallow

that's like when people order pie at mcdonals and they ask for a 'hot apple pie' cause that's what it says on the menu. but it's just a pie

[sadie]

one can't simply call marshmallow peeps peeps.

[executioneer]

they have different kinds of pie at mcdonalds or at least they USED to :/

-willie

[Dole]

"rog was like 'BLEAHG i hate pickles ' when he was presented with shards of one for eating on his cheeburger. "

-I have witnessed the man send back a burger to have the salad and mayo removed, so that all that remains is JUST the burger and the bun. STRANGE AMERICANS!
How can anyone eat a burger without all the trimmings??

[Protoclown]

Originally Posted by Dole

STRANGE AMERICANS! How can anyone eat a burger without all the trimmings??

Uh-uh, pal. No way I'm letting you pin that one on us. We're not even quite sure that Roger is from a planet in this solar system, so don't even go trying to label his traits as typical American ones. Beeeeeyotch.

[Mockery]

The Perfect Roger Burger: Prepare one plain hamburger cooked medium well with melted cheese and a shitload of ketchup on top of it. Next, take ketchup bottle and create a "pool of ketchup" next to said burger. Finally, take ketchup drenched burger and dip it in "pool of ketchup". Consume with Jones Blue Bubblegum flavored soda.