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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 09:06 AM        What? No red carpet for my arrival?
What a waste of a perfectly good thread. Hm. My pathetic attempt at a greeting I guess.

So...

"Hey"

Now with that out of the way,
You may proceed with the madness.

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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 09:18 AM       
HURRAY A PERSON WITH A EXCLAMATION POINT IN THEIR NAME

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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 09:19 AM       
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4) If you've just arrived at the forums, please don't make a typical "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. That's just asking for a verbal beatdown. We know if a person is new, if you really want people to like you, start joining in conversations and making worthwhile on-topic replies. Contrary to popular belief, there's NOTHING wrong with being a "newbie". There is, however, plenty wrong with being a "newbie who doesn't pay attention to the posting guidelines". We generally roast them over an open flame... very slowly.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 09:44 AM       
Hm. I've never been slowly roasted before.
Sounds kinda kinky..

In my experience visiting most message boards, the "new guy" is generally ignored for a while. Maybe a mindless "Hey" thread would be enough to get people to post and make things interesting.

Oooh! Yes, a simple stupid "Hey" post! Yes, that makes sense that a "Thou Shalt Not Post Something Pointless and Stupid" law would be explained in the Guidelines.

Damn, I knew I should have read them.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 09:48 AM       
so edit it so that it's not stupid and pointless IT'S NOT TOO LATE

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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 10:01 AM       
Hm. What should I put in the post?
I'm suffering from a brain fart.
God only hopes that it's temporary.
I will not edit my stupid and pointless post, so that I may learn from my mistake.

I will break off a switch. Who wants to beat me first?
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 10:06 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:01 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:13 AM       
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I will break off a switch. Who wants to beat me first?
I have a different idea. You might wanna start by lubing that switch first, though.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
That's an exceptionally long Y, Bobo.

Dear Freddysetcetera person, thank you for spelling "bitch" with an exclamation mark. This indicates that your posts will be a veritable gravity well of intelligence and I can safely steer clear of them. Bye!
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
finnaly that post has been made by FS
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
Wow. I appreciate the friendly replies.
It's like a nice, fuzzy, warm blanket...covered with anthrax.
Thanks.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 03:39 PM       
I see TeRRaNuSER has decided to start taking the offensive. Keep trying, dear boy! You'll offend someone sooner or later, or much later.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
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Damn, I knew I should have read them.
You have won some respect from me for admitting you did something stupid. Perhaps the rest of the board will be as willing to forgive your mistake as well.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 05:41 PM       
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Damn, I knew I should have read them.
Perhaps the rest of the board will be as willing to forgive your mistake as well.

Blah. Doesn't really matter to me if I get the shit smacked out of me in the mosh pit.
I'm just enjoying the show.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 05:48 PM       
Mwa hahahahahahaha!! Prepare to be ripped a new one, NEWB!! *evil grin*

I will use my sharp verbal wit to make you wish you were never born, and make you to become MY BITCH!!!1 *evil laugh* *evil laugh*

Just try to keep up, and try to STAY ALIVE *evil laugh*

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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
If you are going to 'rip me a new one', can you please
"rip it" in a place that it will heal quickly?

I have the strangest feeling that many will wish to rip a lil' bit on my newbie ass as well..
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
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Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.

Good to know.

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Thanks for the tip.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:11 PM       
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Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.
Honestly, only fags quote fags who use that emoticon.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
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Honestly, only fags quote fags who use that emoticon.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
GUYS, THIS IS THE "LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT" TOPIC NOW
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
im edited this, cuz quoting any more would add to the retardation :/
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:32 PM       
I hope that the rest of the threads don't catch a case of idioticondria nearly as bad as this one.
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