Squirrel

[Cfr5]

On my college's campus, there's a bridge going over a creek. One of my roommates and I were walking over it and realized a squirrel was standing on the middle of the bridge. The squirrel saw us, shouted "Oh, shit!", and turned to run. Three other people were coming in the opposite direction. The squirrel panicked and rapidly looked back and forth until everybody was too close. It made up its mind, screamed "You'll never take me alive!", rocketed to the opposite railing, and jumped off the bridge without a parachute or safety net below.

It was totally Xtremecore to the MAX +1.