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Aaarg · #1

You would get shitty mix CD's with atypical love songs by Tom Waits and Nick Cave and Stabbing Westward and the Squirrel Nut Zippers, as well as gifts like this, and I would make you tea and give you massages while you do your homework.

I would also write little love notes on the dry erase board occasionally coupled with bad drawings and sometimes you'd wake up to gay little surprises like a post-it note on the mirror pointing to where your face would be with the text "this is the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world."

THE DOWNSIDE IS I'M A FUCKING WEIRDO AND OCCASIONALLY YOU WOULD HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY RAMPANT SELF-HATE AS WELL AS MY COMPLETE AND UTTER INTOLERANCE FOR THE HUMAN RACE.

But only occasionally.

Is anybody else completely thrown off guard by those public service announcements about high fructose corn syrup not being as bad as everybody thinks it is? I mean, has high fructose corn syrup become such a controversial issue that anywhere near a majority of the American population shies away from products that contain it?

It's like when the dairy farmer's association or whatever started pumping so much advertisement into milk. I mean, seriously, milk? Do they expect somebody to see the ads and say, "oh yeah, milk! I had forgotten all about milk!"

Let me reiterate, here. . .

DevilWearsPrada · #2

loveline/gaywad

Aaarg · #3

I'll wad you.

DevilWearsPrada · #4

Aaarg · #5

That is what I fucking thought.

Neen · #6

Aaarg · #7

I do what I can.

All for you.

Neen.

Asila · #8

what... the fuck?

Aaarg · #9

WHAT! YOU GOT PROBLEM!

DevilWearsPrada · #10

this is what happens when you give a schizo the internet

Aaarg · #11

To be honest schizophrenia does run in my blood.

However I think I am the sanest person in my family, other than my mother (rest in peace).

I'm bored, and I've spent too much time alone lately, and it's been way too long since I've gotten any. Tomorrow will fix all of these problems.

DevilWearsPrada · #12

rape won't fix your mental problem, just exacerbate it

Neen · #13

What truly crazy person doesn't think they are the sanest person around?

Aaarg · #14

I never said anything about sanest person around, by far.

Actually I take back the sanest in my family comment, as well. I'm just the only one who isn't a fucking addict.

Asila · #15

I shouldn't ask.

What's special about tomorrow?

Aaarg · #16

I'm going back to my apartment to visit my girlfriend. I've been living back home with my old man for about a month now, making more money, easily.

Asila · #17

Sex does tend to improve one's outlook on life

Aaarg · #18

Well not just sex, that's just an added bonus. Oh, who am I kidding? I've had tits on my mind for weeks now.

Being home is bringing me down something ridiculous. I don't like it.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #19

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Originally Posted by Aaarg

You would get shitty mix CD's with atypical love songs by Tom Waits and Nick Cave and Stabbing Westward and the Squirrel Nut Zippers, as well as gifts like this, and I would make you tea and give you massages while you do your homework.

Is anybody else completely thrown off guard by those public service announcements about high fructose corn syrup not being as bad as everybody thinks it is? I mean, has high fructose corn syrup become such a controversial issue that anywhere near a majority of the American population shies away from products that contain it?

I'm more worried about "phenylephrine contains phenylketonurics" on diet pop.

GMS · #20

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What truly crazy person doesn't think they are the sanest person around?

Well, to expand on that statement: The notion made in "Nineteen-Eighty-Four" that states that to be insane is to simply to be in a minority of one really can be applied to all of us.
All of us are, in one way or another, regardless of how we may feel, within our own minds because due to their nature they cannot be any other way.
Regardless of our possible inclinations to march into harpo studios and punch Rachel Ray in the face, twice, and regardless of others' opinions on these inclinations, we are incapable of beginning to understand that our thought patterns may be somewhat unstable.
Basically, by stating that we are all completely unique, and for that matter, "Special", Barney essentially just called every child of the nineties insane.
Also, what in the sweet name of fuck am I talking about. Seriously, tell me, I don't know where I am.