Overcoming Great Obstacles in Your Life

[MattJack]

You drink two cups of coffee every morning to get your working boots moving. This morning when you arrived on site you found out that the client only had coffee packs, and no hot water to boot much less sugar and creamer.

The client has tea though.

Problem is tea's for queers, and you ain't no queer.

So you make coffee with cold water, crush up peppermints to use as sugar, and pour it down your throat. Twice.