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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 04:42 PM        Big fat fucking piece of shit!
I was fucking huge. I think my asshole ripped a little.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 04:56 PM       
Shit out a log?
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 05:10 PM       
Stretch it with both hands next time.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 05:17 PM       
YOU SHOULD HAVE LUBED IT UP FIRST, TROOPER.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 05:58 PM       
Was it bigger than Bono?
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 07:04 PM       
The subtle absence of a "t" after the "I" indicates to me that he just finished sodomizing himself.
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Old Nov 14th, 2008, 08:13 PM       
O Damn! Lolz
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Old Nov 15th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
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Big fat fucking piece of shit! I was fucking huge.
;o YOU STILL ARE BUDDY
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 05:00 PM       
best thread name ever
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Old Nov 19th, 2008, 04:44 AM       
We need a gif of the Bono Shit South Park episode where Randy slides up a turd. That's the only way this thread could get better.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 06:16 PM       
I find that if you feel a big one coming, you can make it narrower. I'm not quite sure how to explain how but I can't be the only person in the world to do it.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 06:23 AM       
GENERALLY AFTER COMING THE BIG ONES WILL TEND TO GET THINNER NATURALLY. IT IS PART OF NATURE'S WAR ON MY SELF ESTEEM I THINK.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 11:51 PM       
Why did you start a thread about zomboid
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:50 AM       
I have these weird images in my head now and I can't stop laughing. Great. Now I've got something to think about before I go to sleep.
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