Bored with/too drunk to remember words/Sniglets

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Most of the time I'm drunk and forget what I mean to explain to people. I also get bored with normal diction as well though. Usually why no one understands what I'm trying to convey to them.

I couldn't remember the name of the Monastery so I went with the MONKERY.

I was explaining to my ex-girlfriend that I wanted to go back to school but instead of saying I felt like I needed to increase my vocabulary I told her I wanted to UP my SPEAKONOMICS.

I'm going to be in my friends wedding this fall so I plan on being the head GROOMSTER.

Instead of denying a claim I will DENIALATE THEM.

I'm trying to teach a course with a curriculum in ridiculous. I would be teaching REDICULUM