Hey! Stop Stabbing Me!

[Dommin]

Has anyone else seen this movie? It's semi-recent, I think. Independent film. The story follows our hero, Herman Schumacher, as he's kicked out of his dorms ridiculously early after graduating college. He moves into a house with four other guys, and there's a bunch of signs that vaguely resemble makeshift tombstones in the backyard.

Oh, and it's pretty much the funniest movie ever. Everything's completely deadpan. For instance, Herman goes over to his best friend's house after being ousted from his dorm. The following occurs.

"I was wondering man, could I crash at your place for like, a week? Just until I can get my own place?"

"Eeeesh...Normally that would be totally cool, but I don't think my wife would be cool with it."

"Your what?"

"I'm getting married tomorrow!"

"And you didn't invite me?!?"

"That's because Susan hates you."

"She's never met me!"

"That's because she hates you."

"Huh?"

"I can never see you again, bro. Hope you understand. It was nice seeing you though!" -SHOVES OUT DOOR-

Honestly, if Rog's zombie movie ever gets made, it'll probably be this+zombies. Check it out. Srsly.