Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Blackjack Blackjack is offline
Member
Blackjack's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Leeds, UK
Blackjack is probably a spambot
Old Nov 21st, 2003, 09:46 AM        I turn my back for five minutes...
AND Not only have there been massive anti-Bush protests in London including the toppling of a comedy Bush statue, but on the same day Al-Qaeda decide to blow up the British Consulate in Istanbul.

So yeah, getting back from a short trip to Berlin on Thursday and arriving at the airport in the early hours, I figure I must have missed the bombings and been asleep on the bus with less than an hour to spare. And knowing just how much we love those terrorists, no doubt heightened Airport security including excessive and unnecessary anal probes and lengthy background checks at gunpoint would have been the order of the day.

Oh well. I'm going to go and visit The Houses of Parliament before it gets blown up as well.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Nov 21st, 2003, 11:17 AM       
The Lesson here, Blackjack, is that you shouldn't turn your back. A lot of people would be alive today and you pesky brits would never have protested if you'd kept your watch.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Nov 21st, 2003, 11:20 AM       
Get a helmet with some mirrors on it so you'll never have to turn your back on anything at any time.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Nov 21st, 2003, 03:47 PM       
Plus, if you wear a helmet all the time, chicks will think you have a seizure disorder, which is a stone turn on for the ladies.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
kellychaos kellychaos is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Where I Started But In A Different Place
kellychaos is probably a spambot
Old Nov 21st, 2003, 03:49 PM       
I hope that isn't your other hand on my shoulder, doc.
__________________

Wherever you go, there you are.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Evil Robot Evil Robot is offline
hAS RUG-BURN
Evil Robot's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Non-trendy NYC enclave
Evil Robot is probably a spambot
Old Nov 21st, 2003, 10:00 PM       
I want to have my back surgicaly removed and replaced with an extra penis.
__________________
"We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:22 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.