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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 01:48 PM        Vomit
There is a big pile of puke at the end of my street today. It has large chunks of what looks to be raw meat so I KNOW IT WASN'T ME.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 02:19 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
Are you sure it wasn't roadkill?
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 05:29 AM       
T'other day, I was walking past a pub, and there were two very fat blokes outside. One of them had just puked his guts up, and his mate had his arm round him and was consoling him. As I walked by I heard the puker say 'It was a nice sausage though...'.
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