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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:15 PM        obligatory "I'm drunk" thread
Well I am. Fucking Warren Zevon kicks ass, especially if you're intoxicated andf bored. LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY, GET ME OUTTA THIS. HAH! p Do I have to name everyone Ilove? If so, no one on this board/ LOLO./ Wow. IM HIDING IN HONDURAS, IM A DEPSERATE MAN. The shit has hit the fan. series of claps. Im quoting and singing zevon now so have fun with my post./ Guitar solo. That kicks ass. High p[itched scream. RIP Zevon. Hell yeah/
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:17 PM       
Is hot choclate and beer a throw-up recipe?
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:21 PM       
Very much so. Don't drink ANYTHING hot right now unless you really wanna puke.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:23 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:23 PM       
wash down a couple ludes with some water. you'll be FINE tomorrow morning...or the morning after that.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:25 PM       
Eat nachos.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:30 PM       
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Is hot choclate and beer a throw-up recipe?
No, you wont puke anything unless your a lightweight. Your not a lightweight are you?
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:33 PM       
Im such a lightweight, 4 beers, so im really not worried about a hangover or anything/ thats never been a problem/ I puked once when I drank mikes and beer, but juice and beer dont mix in the smallest amounts.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:36 PM       
sound like mike didn't appreciate you drinking his stuff
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:37 PM       
4 beers?! shut up now, just shut the fuck up until your really drunk. Shit I dump four beers into my fucking cereal at breakfast you lightweight. Get more drunk, then you can post about being drunk.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:38 PM       
there was a point in my life where i could drink any grown man under the table.

i'm kinda glad that i don't want to do that anymore.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:44 PM       
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4 beers?! shut up now, just shut the fuck up until your really drunk. Shit I dump four beers into my fucking cereal at breakfast you lightweight. Get more drunk, then you can post about being drunk.
OMG YOUR SOOOOO TUFF! TEACH ME HOW TO BE LIKE U!. Jesus Christ, who gives a fuck how muchj it takes someone to get drunk. it's a bunch of macho bullshit. People get ridicul9usm over and just lie. One kid claimed he had 50 shots of bacardi 151 in a night. Antohert had 30 light beers. gmme a break. It's amost b ad as when people say it takes them 3 hours to come whiule fucking.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:46 PM       
Wow, your a mean drunk.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:47 PM       
you know what's REALLY bad?

not having an orgasm at all during sex.

HOW COOL AM I NOW?
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:49 PM       
You know, I can help you with that as well.....
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:52 PM       
give me $1500 and i'll let you fight my boyfriend for the chance
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:53 PM       
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you know what's REALLY bad?

not having an orgasm at all during sex.

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You're a girl
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:56 PM       
I don't have 1500 dollars, but I have a motorcycle. Does your boyfreind have a motocycle?
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:57 PM       
no.

is the motorcycle worth $1500?
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:57 PM       
I bet your bf doesn't like you discussing his inability on the internet.
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:59 PM       
who says i was talking about him?
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Old Dec 21st, 2003, 11:59 PM       
Bike is worth $8500@19.5% APR
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:02 AM       
oh, so you just don't come in general?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:10 AM       
i only come when called
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:13 AM       
m y penis is beckoning you. LOL
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