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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 08:28 PM        If vaginas had teeth.....
The world would have lots of virgins.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 08:31 PM        .
I'd let that shit eat the rest of me like a Mantis or a Black widow.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 09:05 PM       
There's an old native america story about two ladies who had a witch mother. They tricked men into the house and killed them with their mouths-down-below for the witch-mother to steal the soul or some weird thing. One day coyote came into the house, but one of the sisters fell in love with him and helped him kill her sister and mother, and coyote knocked out all the teeth but one from her vagina which was pleasurable during sex.

Just thought I'd share a little children's tale with ya'll.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 09:12 PM       
This thread's full of pussies. :oll
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 09:44 PM       
Aunty came down on them 1 by 1 with her bottom teaf and her stoan bones and iron tits
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
My roommate found a picture somewhere of a vagina with plastic vampire teeth in it. It was funny.

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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:28 PM       
Toothbrushes will come with a detachable head LOL GROS
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 01:08 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 08:54 AM       
Very delightful mental image...mmmmm....Quizno's.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 10:45 AM       
MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM.... MMMM GOOD
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 11:07 AM       
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There's an old native america story about two ladies who had a witch mother. They tricked men into the house and killed them with their mouths-down-below for the witch-mother to steal the soul or some weird thing. One day coyote came into the house, but one of the sisters fell in love with him and helped him kill her sister and mother, and coyote knocked out all the teeth but one from her vagina which was pleasurable during sex.

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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 02:52 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:45 PM        Re: If vaginas had teeth.....
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The world would have lots of virgins.
Or eunochs
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:49 PM       
Also, I think comdom technology would improve.

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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:52 PM       
are you saying that kellychaos wears dentures?
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
Now THAT was funny ... really.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 05:47 PM        Re: If vaginas had teeth.....
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Not really. Nothing happens with oral sex, and mouths have teeth.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
penises would have evolved, theyd look like turtles or somthing
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
or maybe they'd get teeth too and people would masturbate by grinding thier teeth
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 06:45 PM        Re: If vaginas had teeth.....
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The world would have lots of virgins.
Not really. Nothing happens with oral sex, and mouths have teeth.
You. Just go sit in the corner and never speak again.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:07 PM       
Just because you're wrong, you don't have to behave that way.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:13 PM       
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