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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 09:52 PM        Tips for meeting women
Tips for meeting women
Always know what pocket your lighter is in
No that’s not a metaphor
I don’t use metaphor
Because I just realized
That I live metaphor
Read truth when they speak lies
‘Cause there is more truth in lies
Than truth in eyes
(and there is a whole lot of truth there)
My lies will guide them to conclusions
I want delusions about my intentions
Cause what I am and who I am
Just isn’t quite good enough.
So I give instructions on how to form misintentions


This works spoken aloud.
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 10:25 PM       
Did you fuck her in the ass?
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
Use a lighter that has porn taped onto it
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 10:36 PM       
You all lose, all the time. Just quit.
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
LOL, but it worked for me when it came to meeting guys!
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 11:25 PM       
OMG YOU FUCKED HER IN THE ASS!!! YOU DIRTY SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
you are the most worthless poster ever, that's the best compliment I can give you.
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