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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 07:55 PM        looking for fun
so what funny things happened to you today?

for me:

tuesday kicked the dog in the balls. he did not like it.

uh...

hmm...

the hot goth chick at the seven eleven laughed when i dropped my big hot dog. she gave me a new one. cause hot goth seven eleven girl is nice.

other than that i got nothing.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 10:15 PM       
A girl farted in my face while we were 69ing.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 10:19 PM       
By girl you mean guy, right? And by 69, you mean 76. And by 76 you mean that you got raped by 3 angry black guys at a 76ers game?
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 10:23 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 05:33 PM       
so you screamed.

but they just kept shooting it in your ear.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 06:00 PM       
And then Suck 'n' Fuck died.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 07:43 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 07:51 PM       
Tell me another story. This time about Mad Max!
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 09:49 PM       
I went to my friends house and her mom made us fried rice and then we took her dog for a walk and sat on the mysterious patch of astroturf in the park. After that we played playstation two while her brothers laughed at us. I also got a chocolate coin in a red envalope for chinese new years.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 06:47 AM       
i almost rented pink flamingos in honor of you and jixby. my ife said no

a conversation with my daughter zoe:

"where is your mom?"

"prolly hiding in a corner somewhere, crying her eyes out because she married a fat sack of crap like you."

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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 09:22 AM       
I had my first day at my new job as a bank security guard. I did nothing for eight hours except fake smile at ugly people and help old ladies out the door.

That itself is not funny, but an old man came in and tied to exchange travelers cheques, he didn't have his passport, so he couldn't. He showed me his ID and his name was V. BUBANK.

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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 12:09 PM       
george, we need to hang out soon man








and get naked
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 06:08 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:13 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:18 PM       
Life is bigger
It’s bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no I’ve said too much
I set it up

That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don’t know if I can do it
Oh no I’ve said too much
I haven’t said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

Every whisper
Of every waking hour i’m
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
Oh no I’ve said too much
I set it up

Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I’ve said too much
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
i hope your other characters 2,000 posts are better than this.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 04:37 PM       
You should write me an article about this funny stuff.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:07 AM       
my son's in this strange squirrel phase. no matter what you say to him, he replies, "i like squirrels." it all started with his character squirrel ninja and the squirrel council. . .
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 01:43 AM       
Went to a Car hangout at Krespy Kreme in the Tacoma Mall. Some guys where talking about the fight that broke out last night.

"Man, those odds where really fucked up, 13 vs 4 Shit."
"yeah, I felt real sorry for those 13 guys"

I found it funny.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 03:16 AM       
that's great, too bad noone else will. can you leave yet?
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 03:24 AM       
I work

I left

I came home

i went on my friends computer

im began typing

im typing

im typing
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Old Jan 28th, 2004, 04:39 PM       
I miss you, George.
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Old Jan 28th, 2004, 05:03 PM       
Squirrels make me nervouse because they're violently twitchy ... like they have Parkinson's Disease ... and I think they're plotting against me.
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Old Jan 28th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
The chipmunks are the dastardly masterminds behind every one of life's crappy things.
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