1. Sometimes, if you ask them nicely.
2. True, now that Viagra exists.
3. It is, as far as I'm concerned. Catch a fish, cut its belly, and see if you can stand to lick it for more than 10 seconds.
4. False.
5. They better like it, because it's gonna happen again. Many, many times.
6. They better, because that's all I got to look forward to.
7. Again, they better. Instead of debating it, just learn and fucking do it.
8. Sometimes. It CAN set them over the edge, and vice versa.
9. If a cop is willing to let you blow them in the first place, I'm willing to bet that ticket is as good as torn up.
10. The ones that aren't are selfish whores.
11. Hell, I can't even pop a boner unless I hear a wild guitar solo.
12. Sometimes, they are. But fuck, have you seen Tera Patrick? She had natural D's. Now she got a boob job, and they're all fucked up looking now. And she went blonde. She looks like a tranny.
13. If I like it, why can't she?
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14. True. Or they cry out, "WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME, DADDY?".
15. If there are two of them, high-fiving is the least gay thing they just did.
16. Hey, you'd be happy too if you just succeeded in stuffing two meat poles into your most notorious of body parts.
17. They won't, once the revolution starts.
18. If you had to choose between sex or violence, which would YOU pick?
19. k.
20. Very true.
21. It's why I faked cancer.
22. k.
23. TRUE.
24. TRUE.
25. Women have ADD, and need to be brought back to focusing on the tack at hand.
26. TRUE.
27. TRUE.
Come on, at least it wasn't in your hair.
28. It's like opening a Christmas present you knew you were getting.
29. Not as long as they can throw a punch.
30. True, though the second hand can also be placed on the head, for some good old-fashioned face-fucking.
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