Dear ITunes...

[Hobo Renee]

I would just like to inform you that it's quite irritating that I'm not supposed to download music legally, yet this is not possible seeing as how the only window's systems supported by Itunes are Windows 2000 and XE. If I were rich enough to afford such glamorous operating systems do you think that I would need to buy individual songs? No way! I would buy the whole music store with the piles of money that I would be rolling around in. In addition, with all of my money I would fly to New York City and meet up with P-Diddy. Together we would start a fashion line for plus-size ladies and call it "Who's your Diddy?" I believe that I would also be inclined to open my own bowling alley for Keith Olbermann fan conventions. But, I am neither rich, nor able to use ITunes. Here is my code for a free song that I won't be able to redeem, and neither will my friends. When will such socio-econmic discrimination end? IHEQX ZCMWX. Here is my code for a free song. I fought the law, and that's about it. I expect my check for 99 cents to arrive shortly.