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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:24 AM        Signs its going to be a bad movie
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SIGNS ITS GOING TO BE A BAD MOVIE:

Starring Paul Walker
Starring Vin Diesel
Directed by Jerry Bruckhiemer
Starring Matt LeBlanc
Starring Pauly Shore
Produced by Steven Spielburg
From the makers of "XXX" and "Swat"
From the director that brought you "54"
"It's (insert movie name here) for the new millenium!!"
Directed by Neal Sundstrom
"Lance Henrrickson is back and badder than ever!"
"This may be Adam Sandler's best role to date"
The movie title contains a colon, semi-colon, or a &.
"I loved it! 3 and a half stars!" - (any reviewer) - The New York Post
This Christmas, The Power Rangers are back!

oh and "Starring Ben Affleck".
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:11 AM       
Vin Diesel was in saving private ryan
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:35 AM       
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Vin Diesel was in saving private ryan
Not in a major part.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 04:09 AM       
it's going to be a bad movie?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 04:10 AM       
it's going to be a bad movie?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 06:50 AM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:00 AM        Re: Signs its going to be a bad movie
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"This may be Adam Sandler's best role to date"
PUNCH DRUNK LOVE!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:38 AM       
SIGNS ITS GOING TO BE A BAD MOVIE:

Protoclown claims "IT WAS FUCKING GREAT!"

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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:51 AM       
1. It has Milla Jovovich and/or Michelle Rodriguez in it.
2. It has LL Cool J in it.
3. It's about outer space.
4. Black people love it.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 11:58 AM        .
Vin Diessel had the best role in Saving Private Ryan. And do you know why???? Cause his dumb ass got fucking shot by a goddamn sniper.

Best scene ever!!!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:04 PM       
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3. It's about outer space.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:19 PM       
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SIGNS ITS GOING TO BE A BAD MOVIE:

Protoclown claims "IT WAS FUCKING GREAT!"

I'm never wrong, I'll have you know! You're just too damn picky!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:35 PM       
I hated Signs.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:10 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:39 PM       
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I'm never wrong, I'll have you know! You're just too damn picky!
*cough*Terminator 3*cough*
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 03:19 PM       
A while ago in the paper here there was an article similar to this, saying how to spot bad movies in trailers. I remember some of the spots:

- A dog cocks his head and makes a 'Hrruummpphh?' sound
- It shows a funeral, wedding or birth scene
- It says 'The best movie since '' "


I should've clipped it.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:38 PM       
I NEVER said Terminator 3 was "FUCKING GREAT!" I said I enjoyed it. And I said it wasn't nearly as good as the first two.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:43 PM       
I'm still trying to figure out why in the beginning of "Punch Drunk Love" there is a car crash and then the van drops off the small organ. Fucking stupid movie.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:47 PM       
You should stay away from David Lynch then. You don't need to know the answer to those questions, and there probably aren't any.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 05:59 PM       
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I NEVER said Terminator 3 was "FUCKING GREAT!" I said I enjoyed it. And I said it wasn't nearly as good as the first two.
Oh really?


http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4508

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I saw this yesterday and I have to say I was fucking surprised as all hell to discover that this movie KICKED ASS.

I absolutely loved it, the ending was awesome, the interesting twist with the T-101's character was fucking cool...and it's nice to see that all the time paradox stuff that was created in T2 is now fixed.

Definitely a worthy movie, completely better than I ever hoped it could be.


That's a bit more than simply saying you enjoyed it. I always wait a few months to hear what you think of a movie, because it's usually a lot less excited sounding after a couple of months go by. :P
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 06:09 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 06:11 PM       
I STILL NEVER SAID IT WAS "FUCKING GREAT"
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 06:18 PM       
Nice try, Corky. Nice try.

Point is, you're often overexcited about the films after you first see them... then as time goes by you're more realistic about the quality of said films.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 06:19 PM       
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!
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