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Anonymous · #1

I normally don't post a lot, and the posts I do have are usually concentrated in a few threads. But I've come to realize that I'm vastly more entertaining than most of the people who DO post a lot.

So, I'm going to start adding things to threads, even when I don't have anything to say. Usually by making fun of those of you who suck. I urge you to not follow my example.

Just a 'heads up.'

Big McLargehuge · #2

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Ghost of Fraiser · #3

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kahljorn · #4

I did that once, but it got boring, so I left for three months. Then I came back, and people made fun of me, so I cried and left again.

Anonymous · #5

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Originally Posted by Chojin

and the posts I do have are usually concentrated in a few threads.

Anonymous · #6

You probably have a point, Kahl. But I think it's a subconcious effort on my part to get disgusted to the point where I'm forced into another vacation.

Anonymous · #7

Just look at that signature.

Jixby Phillips · #8

I agree with everybody so far in this thread, this is the perfect thread so far

kahljorn · #9

That's always a very effective way to do things, I like your psychology.

Now all you have to do is start hallucinating on request.

Anonymous · #10

I can already do that ;<

kahljorn · #11

That's good, when I close my eyes and relax a curtain unfolds and the scenes change, i feel diagnolly propped on a ceiling looking at scenes of myself and the thoughts circling around me. Some are negative and hgue, and scare the hell out of me. Others are busy with other things.

Anonymous · #12

My imagination was a lot worse as a kid, and it's either dulled naturally through my teens, or a lot of it is just being psychologically blocked cause I'd have really bad vivid sights and feelings, like being eaten alive and people trying to assassinate me and stuff.

Jixby Phillips · #13

kahljorn shutup or i'll have to pop you one in the face

Anonymous · #14

Jixby we're trying to have a conversation here!!! Go soak your head but don't-UH OH TOO LATE! You dunked it in that bucket of semen you keep by your computer!! Oh well, I hear clorox gets that stuff right out! :Lotida

Ghost of Fraiser · #15

where is that catty bitch anyway?

Jixby Phillips · #16

I use my imagination to make girls kiss each other and then kiss each others boobs and then they slap each other and get into a slapping fight and theres nosebleeds adnt hey lick each others nose bleeds up and kiss some more and then they masterbate while watching each other pee in the toilet and they have their socks on the whole time thats hot

Jixby Phillips · #17

usually celebrities

kahljorn · #18

It's like Alan Watts says:

Culture/Eduction destroys the spontaneous nature of a child, and in order to function as "Proper Adults" you have to lose your imagination and creativity and become Self-conscious of everything you do... so the life cycle of a person is to lose their child like aspect, become self conscious, then spend a few years trying to regain their creativity and spontaniaty.
In most respects that Culture and education is a necessary evil.

Jixby Phillips · #19

god you think you're sos mart just because you're a woman or something

Anonymous · #20

i totally agree with you kid though i prefer to watch the webcams and sometimes i think thats probably what some of the people on this board look like but not any of these new ones theyre probably the gay guys on the other cams that the fags watch haha just kidding chojin but seriously i think theyve got issues and probably too ugly for a webcam am i right guys