MY BIG HATE THREAD THAT NO ONE WILL GET

[mburbank]

Know who's fucking up these boards and making them the WORST?! You. You know who you are, the guy with the user name who's about to respond that way you do, so don't even bother.

And that other guy who was trying to be exactly like inexplicable user name right from his first post? Good God, I get a headache just from thinking about how much I want to poke one of his eyes out, he's just a fuck, do you hear me, a FUCK, and he degardes evrything EVERY SINGLE THING HE TOUCHES!

And that new guy, oh sweet Jesus I would kill that new guy for a half a stick of black licorice and I fucking hate black licorice.

The only one who is great and funny and cool all the time is ME and sometimes that other guy with the user name. Andf user name and user name are cool most of the time even though they seem stupid asd a box of rocks, it's just none of you user names has been here fucking long enough to get the whole irony thing they are doing all the time and I hope you never are here long enough because you're stupid and your posts fucking suck and you just want to belong but THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE FOR THAT!

[slavemason]

I like big hats too..


I don't like any licorice. Twizzlers are no reward for me.

[mburbank]

thread ruining fuck

[Protoclown]

fuck you man, i'll stab you in the eye

[mburbank]

YOU ARE THE WORST YOU POONTANT! Everything out of your mouth is all Jixby phillips, Jixby phillips I am really his ideas, his ideas are just a copy of mine, I killed Jixby phillips metaphorically and now I am wearing his tanned hyde metaphorically and I don't have undies on so I am metaphorically staing the between the legs part of my dead Jixby leather suit.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO JIXBY, POONTANT?!

[Jixby Phillips]

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[mburbank]

SEE!?! THAT'S WHAT THIS BOARD IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT, POONTANT!

[FS]

whats that SUBURBANK? shut up SUBURBANK

[I am Amingo]

i didnt get this thread at all, dudes.

[mburbank]

I usually don't take the time to respond to 'noobs' becuase as you know I've been here quite some time, back from the days when this was a 'good board' not utterly ruined by 'poontant' 'noobs' like you and jixby.

I want you to feel honored that I am taking this moment to let you know that you are a 'poontant', and not even human one at that, you are the 'poontant' of a filthy filed animal or perhaps some sort of lizrads 'poontant' if they even have them.

More than that, having no idea at all who you are or what you are like, this response could be directed at anyone and you are only a prop to me, except in that now I hate you more than anyone on this board becuase you ruined it.

Oh, and shut up FS you stupid numb ladies cunt.

[Jixby Phillips]

MY DOGS IN THE MOVIES

Blockbuster Blues: While my dogs have come very close to being in some major motion pictures, they sadly do not appear in the final versions of any of these films. We have only fond memories of the work, however, and have no ill will towards the studios, who have kindly allowed us to show some film stills. And now, by popular demand, we're offering crassly commercial dog merchandise!


Why this thrilling rescue sequence was cut to make more screen time for Kirsten Dunst, I'll never know. If the box office is disappointing, don't blame my little thespians.


This scene was too frightening for young children, and threatened an R rating from the MPAA. Despite its intensity, the scene was filmed without harming the little guys.


In what was to be a dramatic surprise ending, heroes from the dog planet put a stop to the evil ape general. Unfortunately Mark Wahlberg insisted it be his character who saves the day, so the dogs once again hit the cutting room floor.


Some of the happiest acting moments of the dogs' lives was during Babe II. Even after the huge success of his first film, Babe was a great collaborator, and not at all an egomaniac. We'll always treasure our time on the set of this film, which was trashed by the critics and unfortunately only seen by five people.

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[mburbank]

i feel better now

[Evil Robot]

I whole heartedly agree with burbank. Women with cleft pallettes are extremely atractive. I think thats what you were getting at right?

[mburbank]

"Shut up, pussyface."

[Evil Robot]

[mburbank]

thanks for ruining another great thread

[Evil Robot]

I didn't ruin it, I only damaged it. It takes a cooperative effort to really ruin a thread.

[sadie]

i don't get it.

[Russo]

Haha remember when the pig (when it was white) went on an adventure through user name's colon.

[mburbank]

Thanks for ruining a really great thread, Russo.

[kellychaos]

I'm a Jixby character ... there I said it.

[Wiffles]

I could be his character, but Im not. In fact Im not even a character ^_^;;

[george]

i ruin everything.

[CaptainBubba]

This isn't even the least bit entertaining any more thanks to you fuckers and myself.

[glowbelly]

RUINED AGAIN!!