Goodbye Fartin

[george]

lets see how long this takes.

[whoreable]

BYE-BYE
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[george]

would anyone like to share their favorite Fartin memory?

there was this time, when Fartin had the trots, but did not know it, and the little sign on the bathroom door at his special school was turned to stop, and he was dancing in front of the bathroom and when he farted he crapped his pants.

AND HE DISCOVERED HOW MUCH HE LIKED IT!!!

god it was funny. by the end of the day all his teacher had left for him to wear was a pair of pink shorts with paisely elephants on them. and when he pooped in those it looked like the elephant was burned in a corn factory explosion.

i will miss Fartin Mowler.

[whoreable]

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[James]

Aww, he left again? I guess his dramatic return didn't have as much of an impact as he had hoped (probably considering his hiatus was all of 2 1/2 hours).

Poor baby. He will be missed.

Guess we'll just have to double up our efforts on some other imbeciles to make up for his absense.

[FartinMowler]

I might be missed but you would be forgotten. give it up Twat

[James]

YAY HE HAS RETURNED!

In celebration of this glorious return, I will give the link to my world-famous story:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=820

[george]

it only took four posts or so for my dog to come.

thanks for whacking him Fartin, he needed the attetion.

[sadie]

who's fartin?

[mburbank]

I was almost feeling bad for you for a second, there, Fartin, and then you ruined it.

Okay, I feel as if I need to make a declaration here. See, I get finding Fartin and Shut up and the like irritating, but what the hell ius wrong with Jamesman? He has a certain joi de vris, his user pic makes me smile and he's funny often enough. Why the anti jamesman sentiment? Especially in the light of folks like 'Fartin'?

[george]

me, the priest who gave me first communion, and this new asswipe that i would dick whip if i did not have the good sense to never let my dick touch anything worse than anal tissue.

[slavemason]

The problem with Jamesman is that he runs around like some deputized gomer. His many classifications of newbies got old at #3 and it went up to 8, unless he's added more. If it weren't for newbies, the only thing you guys would do is play your WC3, draw/xerox pictures of the Daredevil, and try to hack into Sadie's webcam. Sometimes he's funny but mostly he's just posting the same juvenile junk as the rest, only ten times as often.
Max, you're alright. At least you have the decency to make your attacks personal. You guys need to rattle the cage from inside from time to time. It's like you all want to be the Outsiders but you can't get past the fight of who's going to be Pony Boy.

[Darryl]

what are 'the trots'? :/

[FartinMowler]

this is just like lord of the flies but with sweaty asian guys

[george]

slavemason, when you have contributed ANYTHING to make anyone give a shit about your opinion of what is going on here then you can start issuing content advice.

farting, since you are so persistent in remaining here after i told you to leave, i have to assume your sweaty Asian remark is an important clue to unerstanding your attraction to the place.

yatta is not wank material.

[mburbank]

Okay, Slavemason, you get serious points for the Pony Boy joke/reference. That seriously made me laugh.

I agree the newbie classification thing wasn't comedy gold but it deffinitely wasn't enough to get my hackles up, and there's already been plenty of anti-jamesman sentiment, who on par is just fine. I think attacking newbs solely for being newbs is dumb and I personally don't do it, but new guy beat down is semi traditional here.

I only attack if someone says something that really gets up my nose, or randomly, and that prettty much covers the bases for me.

[george]

somone should tell max to stop being gay.


I AM MEAN TO EVERYONE. OR AT LEAST I TRY TO BE. EXCEPT FOR THE WOMEN. THAT IS BECAUSE I HAVE SELF ESTEEM ISSUES AND I MAKE MYSELF FEEL LIKE A BIGSHOT BY GETTING THEM TO LIKE ME.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by slavemason

It's like you all want to be the Outsiders but you can't get past the fight of who's going to be Pony Boy.

ah em the pony boy

[slavemason]

My Little Pony Boy would be one mean greaser.
And as for George, I don't remember mentioning a deputized goober so what are you so pissed off about.
Oh yeah... you're George.

[george]

and dont you forget it ass head

[James]

My newbie types were better than anything you've contributed, you duck-billed playtpus.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by Jamesman

My newbie types were better than anything you've contributed, you duck-billed playtpus.

is that an insult?

yatta is not wank material.

[slavemason]

That's not saying much, James.

[Darryl]

OPETH




Edit: Except for the fact that their new album sounds like Morbid Angel.

[James]

Funny, you're the only person who's had any vocal objection to the piece. Other people seemed to enjoy it for what it was worth, or at least the pictures. But it's over and done with, so nice of you to jump in so late and complain about it.

If I was obligated to please every dumb shit that came by and started acting like he owns this place, I'd be no better than... well, you.