The Pluto conspiracy

[Geggy]

have you people learned nothing?

[El Blanco]

What does that have to do with Pluto? Are you saying bird flu comes from extraterrestrial birds?

[Geggy]

Shit, from what i've learned frrom the majority of people in society who use the term "conspiracy theories" as smokescreen, i ought to run for president, then carefully take over america with precision and declare myself dictator. you people are so fucking gullible.

[Geggy]

Originally Posted by El Blanco

What does that have to do with Pluto? Are you saying bird flu comes from extraterrestrial birds?

no dumbshit if you knew how to use google, you would already have learned how network of corruption work by now.

[El Blanco]

I know how to use Google. I can also use Lexus/Nexus and a fucking library.

But none of those tells me what government officials owning stock in a company making a flu vaccine has to do with Pluto.

And did you read the part where Rumsfeld recused himself from any desicions regarding a flu pandemic?

And where is that appology?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Nazi.

[El Blanco]

Jets fan.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Bastard.

Hey Geggy, I think a mockumentary called "The Pluto Conspiracy" would be a lot of fun. All of this shit could be in it-- Haliburton text books, bird flu from Mars, and one guy who repeatedly says "sigh, can't you use google!!?"

Would make thousands.

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Geggy

no dumbshit if you knew how to use google, you would already have learned how network of corruption work by now.

He's a real nowhere Man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans,

for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,

Isn't he a bit like you and me?


Nowhere Maaaaaaaaan, please listen,
You don't knooooow what you're missing,
Nowhere Maaaaaan, the wo-o-o-orld is at your commaaaaaand...


He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere Man, can you see me
at all?

Nowhere Maaaaaaaaan, don't worry,
Take your tiiiiiiiiiiiime, don't hurry,
Leave it all, till somebody else

lends you a hand.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Maaaaaaaaan, please listen,
You don't knooooow what you're missing,
Nowhere Maaaaaan, the wo-o-o-orld is at your commaaaaaand...

He's a real Nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody....

[CreativeOnlineSurname]

Originally Posted by Geggy

Shit, from what i've learned frrom the majority of people in society who use the term "conspiracy theories" as smokescreen, i ought to run for president, then carefully take over america with precision and declare myself dictator. you people are so fucking gullible.

I don't think we're gullible because we aren't as good at connecting the dots as you seem to be. There's a big difference between a Joe Six-Pack "George W. Bush is an intelligent and remarkably coherent man" type of gullible and a Cindy Sheehan "I read an article on Salon so it MUST be true" type of gullible.

Guess which one you are?