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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:02 PM        My best friend made a move on me! Help!
So my best friend of five years and I decide to have a threesome with a girl - strictly guy/girl stuff - my best friend and are are both straight. Or so I thought. He shows up at my place with this girl named Carol and everything is going fine. I know her from school and she's a pretty easy girl, so I had no doubts about the 3way. Everything was fine, until about 1/2 hour in to the 3way. We were all drunk and a little high and it was getting pretty hot, I was going down on Carol, and my friend was getting his dick sucked... until I feel someone sucking my dick, and I see the girl is positioned the wrong way to be doing it. Now I'm face down in her lap but I jump up and punch my friend in the face.

Am I gay?
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:22 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:25 PM       
I think it's ok because the balls didn't touch
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:26 PM       
YEAH OK, FAGGY
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
WAIT, IF YOU'VE BEEN PARTAKING IN ****** SEX, THEN IT'S OK
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
I'm crying on the inside
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:57 PM       
DID HE SPIT YOUR SPERM BACK IN YOUR FACE?
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:58 PM       
No way - not unless he sucked out of Carol's asshole lolz
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
WAIT, SO DID HE OR DID HE NOT? WHATS WITH THE "NOT UNLESS"?

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE IS LYING!

OOOOOOHHHHH BUSTEEEEED.

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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
Dude, he didn't spit in in my face, he just lovingy depositied it in my mouth while I was french-kissing him while he gave me a handjob. I don't see why that's so hard to grasp.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
YOU WIN THIS ROUND FUCKER.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:24 PM       
I only fucked my friend 2 times before I realized it might be gay.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
Wait a second, I think you might be gay.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 10:07 PM       
I told you, I'm not gay... I only fucked him twice. That's not gay right? I didn't even like it when I was penetrating his southern defences. I felt nothing as my cock slipped between his soft asscheeks. How could you say a thing like that?
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
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I'm sorry Rongi, I can't accept that as an apology.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
Rongi, that hat in youre avatar does things to me that ought not to be done to a man.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 11:46 PM       
Why do you love blow jobs from men so much? :/
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 02:38 AM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:05 AM       
Okay so maybe he sucked me off and nayve I fucked him a few times, but I am not gay.

Edit: I'm just festive.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:09 AM       
Did you like it ?

I bet you did , that equals Gayness.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:16 AM       
I didn't like it but I liked not liking it.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 11:03 AM       
BUT WAS IT ****** SEX?
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