Unexpected Call

[Ghost of Fraiser]

(fun little note: I am "Professor Cool's" friend who happens to be living in his house, eating his bagles, and on his computer while he's in Seattle. I signed up here months ago but i lost my password. Told you this was a fun little note.)

An hour ago at 1:30, I was about to go asleep when I hear the phone ring. I thought it was someone looking for Brandon. I picked it up and the guy on the other line said "Elaine?". And I just finish watching seinfield and hour ago, so like instinct i said "Jerry?". Then i hear "WHAT THE FUCK, THAT BITCH!" and he hung up. I think i just ruined someone's relationship. Oh well, that's what they get calling me at this time of the night.

[Jixby Phillips]

(fun little note: usually when people bring friends to the board, they turn out to be idiots. You seem like you're not an idiot. Hello)

My friend Bryan (A lot of you know him as Hugh Charmichael) got an email by mistake once, from some girl. He pretended to be this guy she meant the email for and basically lead her to beleive that this girl's boyfriend was no good (he'd been "in trouble" and wasn't supposed to talk about it), and that she should be careful. They traded emails and he kept things vague, and it eventaully lead to her dumping this guy. I wish I still had the emails, they were pretty great.

Another time somebody emailed him by mistake and he pretended to be a depressed little kid ("of course you didn't mean to send it to me! Nobody thinks to send ME any emails!"). He really played this person's emotions, and even he felt guilty enough that he confessed what he was doing after a few weeks and appologized.

The moral of the story: Don't email my friend Bryan on accident.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

The guy called back I let the answering machine go on

"Hi, I'm not here, Bye"

"Look, I don't know what's FUCKING going on but this shit better stop, I want to talk about this"

This is getting pathetic, but hilarious

Oh, and Hello Jixby

[Spooky]

I like this guy.

Only similar story I have, is the time I hacked into my ex girlfriend of 3 year's AIM account, and more or less destroyed her status with my "replacement". Somehow they worked it out. Bastards.

Welcome to the forums.

[Bestrest]

I got this phone call last year:

REALLY OLD LADY voice: Hello, do you have a slutbar over there?
I say: uhh... ???
Then she says something more and then hangs up :P

[Crimson Ghost]

I got a phone call once.

[kellychaos]

Me too. I think it was the FBI 'cause they hung up real fast.

[Geggy]

I come from a small community where everyone knows each other. anyway, i went on one date with this girl, turned out i only liked her as a friend but she was in love with me. for 3 months, whenever i got on aim, she would be the first person to im me. i felt bad and i told her nicely to leave me alone and it would be best for her to move on with her life. she wouldn't listen and kept on im'ing me. i had to block her name. then one day she emailed me, i got fed up and had no other choice but to act as my sister using my account. i told her that i've been killed in a hit and run.

here's the most fucked up part, she told her friend who i've met few times that i was dead. he said it was impossible cuz he had seen me the week before and assumed she was talking about someone else with the same name as mine, the person who i graduated with in HS. he was convinced that person was dead and told a lot of people that knew him. few weeks later, without having any clue the rumor was going around, i got an email saying that the person wasn't dead and he was alive and well. i was like what the fuck...then i thought back to the time when i told the girl i was dead. i explained everyone the situation. i lost a lot of friends. funny how rumors work.

[Cap'n Crunch]

The credit card company always calls for my deadbeat brother. I always make women's voices and say he doesn't live here. Once she tried to trick me posing as a girl he knew, but she called him Tony, and we always call him Ant, short for Anthony. :******

Well, I went, "WHO THE FUCK IS TONY!" and they didn't call for like 3 months.

[Esuohlim]

I hate the phone.

[Rez]

we used to ets calls at the station by a crazylady who lives near hoborenee's house... she asked if we had documentation to live in california, then said "she would come to my house and get al pacino and sean connery and the state troopers to come to my house and arrest me on rape and murder charges just like oj simpson even though he's innocent and whay should i listen to the fat man after you when he makes fun of me and did you know that... goDAMNIT I'M NOT A NAZI I JUST KNOW THAT NUCLEAR FUSION=ROCKET POWER"

she stopped since, but it was fun...

[Comrade Rocket]

one time i got a call from some kids. they were trying to sound adult but I could tell. They started asking for Lobsters. I stalled them for awhile, then told them I was a cop and had traced there call. I said I would by there house to arrest them. They hung up immediatly.

I was happy cuz I pranked the prankers.

sorry for ruining this thread...

Welcome, didnt we talk online once?

[Big Papa Goat]

My friend is sharing a locker with some girl named Heather he doesn't know, and there is a number written down on the locker from some guy named Brad. So I call this guy on my friends cell phone, said my name was Heather, laughed at him and hung up. After that, the guys dad calls my friends cell phone and gets all pissed off at him about the call. He said we woke him up, even though we called at 7:30 :/ . After that we called him from a payphone and hung up, then he called my friends cell phone fully 7 times, saying nothing each time, just hanging up. It was fun. I wonder what Heather will think of all this.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Originally Posted by Trigger

Welcome, didnt we talk online once?

Probably not, my computer broke a year ago.

[soundtest]

This guy I used to be in a band with owes Visa like $10,000 (CDN) for electronic music equipment he buys, gets bored of, then sells a month later at half the price. He'll buy a new $1,000 synthesizer or sampler convinced that with that next piece of gear he'll get a record contract, so the cost is justified. Creditors and collection agencies are always calling his house... one time I stopped by and I just heard him yelling on the phone: "WTF?! YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK BITCH!! I DON'T GOT THE CASH! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEND SOMEBODY OVER HERE TO BREAK MY FINGERS OR SHOULD I DO IT MYSELF?!!"