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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:02 PM        BURN FAT WHILE YOU SLEEP!
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:10 PM       
Try the new Ass Glide! Now with a thirty day money back posibility!
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:11 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:13 PM       
Is there such thing as a food that actually requires more energy to chew and digest then it produces?
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
uhh I think maybe anything that's an empty calorie? I dunno.. like pickles and popcorn
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
SO THAT WAS AL ROKERS SECRET
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 07:16 PM       
Wasn't this product called the "Dormatron" that used electric-bio-rythmic-subconcious-gymnastics to burn the pounds away while you get a relaxing nights sleep? Lazlow promoted it you know.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 07:19 PM       
No, I belive that device was called the "dildo".
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 07:47 PM       
A dildo wasn't an electric blanket that you wrapped yourself in and turned up to 11 to sleep the pounds away.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
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Try the new Ass Glide! Now with a thirty day money back posibility!
I think Ass Glide is something you can only get at your local Adult Mart.
And I don't think you can get your money back once it's unsealed and out of the package.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 12:29 AM       
I think we already burn fat while we sleep. We use energy while we sleep, so... :/
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 01:32 AM       
If you use energy while you sleep, TAKE A FUCKING NAP, YOU FAT FUCK!
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 02:50 AM       
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I think we already burn fat while we sleep. We use energy while we sleep, so... :/
But catabolism slows down, since we don't need as much energy, and anabolism speeds up or something like that. Besides, fat is never burned when carbohydrates are present anyway. Although I guess you wouldn't have many carbohydrates available if you haven't eaten for a while before going to sleep. :/
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 04:19 AM       
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